"No Scrubs: Rugrats Style"
By: Shi-chan
Warnings: Nothing
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I do not own the song, 'no scrubs', TLC does, and I only partially own the fake lyrics that are used in this song. I came up with it with a group of friend when I was nine years old!
Author's Corner!!
Shi-chan: If you read my disclaimer, you know I wrote this when I was nine with some friends, which I'm now thirteen, so pardon the immaturity, okies? ^.^ Thankies!
Tommy: I thought you only wroted Labyrinth and anime fanfictions! Why are you now torshuring *us*? (Spelling errors *are* intentional. I'm no idiot. *whistles*)
Shi-chan: I got bored and this is funny! So sue me, jeez!
Tommy: . . . Hmph. . .
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A scrub is a baby who thinks he's fly, yes
Also known as a toddler
Always talking about what he wants
But can't ever get nothing himself
No I don't want Tommy
And I don't want Angelica
No I don't want Chuckie
And I don't want Phil and Lil
No I don't want no scrubs
A scrub is a baby that can't get no love from me
Hanging on the passenger's side of baby Dil's ride
Trying to holler at me
No I don't want no scrubs
A scrub is a baby that can't get no love from me
Hanging on the passenger's side of baby Dil's ride
Trying to holler at me
A scrub checking me
But his burp is kind weak
And he cannot crawl to me
'Cause he can't walk
Nor can he talk
Can't get with no three year-old
No I don't want Tommy
And I don't want Angelica
No I don't want Chuckie
And I don't want Phil and Lil
No I don't want no scrubs
A scrub is a baby that can't get no love from me
Hanging on the passenger's side of baby Dil's ride
Trying to holler at me
No I don't want no scrubs
A scrub is a baby that can't get no love from me
Hanging on the passenger's side of baby Dil's ride
Trying to holler at me
If you have a cart and you're crawling
Oh, yes, baby, I'm talking to you
If you live at home with your mama
Oh, yes, baby, I'm talking to you
If you have cup but drink from a bottle
Oh, yes, baby, I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with no daipies (diapers)
No, I don't want no
No
Scrubs
No, no
No
Scrubs
No scrubs
No
Scrubs
No, no
No
Scrubs
No scrubs
No I don't want no scrubs
A scrub is a baby that can't get no love from me
Hanging on the passenger's side of baby Dil's ride
Trying to holler at me
(Repeat chorus until end)
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Author's Corner!!
Shi-chan: What do you think? Retarded? LOL. . . maybe ^.^ Or if y'all like it enough, I might write some more using different songs with the Rugrats!! Please leave good reviews so I know what to do, okay? Thankies!!!
Chuckie: We're doomed. . .
By: Shi-chan
Warnings: Nothing
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I do not own the song, 'no scrubs', TLC does, and I only partially own the fake lyrics that are used in this song. I came up with it with a group of friend when I was nine years old!
Author's Corner!!
Shi-chan: If you read my disclaimer, you know I wrote this when I was nine with some friends, which I'm now thirteen, so pardon the immaturity, okies? ^.^ Thankies!
Tommy: I thought you only wroted Labyrinth and anime fanfictions! Why are you now torshuring *us*? (Spelling errors *are* intentional. I'm no idiot. *whistles*)
Shi-chan: I got bored and this is funny! So sue me, jeez!
Tommy: . . . Hmph. . .
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A scrub is a baby who thinks he's fly, yes
Also known as a toddler
Always talking about what he wants
But can't ever get nothing himself
No I don't want Tommy
And I don't want Angelica
No I don't want Chuckie
And I don't want Phil and Lil
No I don't want no scrubs
A scrub is a baby that can't get no love from me
Hanging on the passenger's side of baby Dil's ride
Trying to holler at me
No I don't want no scrubs
A scrub is a baby that can't get no love from me
Hanging on the passenger's side of baby Dil's ride
Trying to holler at me
A scrub checking me
But his burp is kind weak
And he cannot crawl to me
'Cause he can't walk
Nor can he talk
Can't get with no three year-old
No I don't want Tommy
And I don't want Angelica
No I don't want Chuckie
And I don't want Phil and Lil
No I don't want no scrubs
A scrub is a baby that can't get no love from me
Hanging on the passenger's side of baby Dil's ride
Trying to holler at me
No I don't want no scrubs
A scrub is a baby that can't get no love from me
Hanging on the passenger's side of baby Dil's ride
Trying to holler at me
If you have a cart and you're crawling
Oh, yes, baby, I'm talking to you
If you live at home with your mama
Oh, yes, baby, I'm talking to you
If you have cup but drink from a bottle
Oh, yes, baby, I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with no daipies (diapers)
No, I don't want no
No
Scrubs
No, no
No
Scrubs
No scrubs
No
Scrubs
No, no
No
Scrubs
No scrubs
No I don't want no scrubs
A scrub is a baby that can't get no love from me
Hanging on the passenger's side of baby Dil's ride
Trying to holler at me
(Repeat chorus until end)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Author's Corner!!
Shi-chan: What do you think? Retarded? LOL. . . maybe ^.^ Or if y'all like it enough, I might write some more using different songs with the Rugrats!! Please leave good reviews so I know what to do, okay? Thankies!!!
Chuckie: We're doomed. . .