A/N: Hahaha. Guess, you could say, that this is pure boredom. I have gotten a bad Hetalia obsession, and saw something like this before, so I tried it out. Enjoy!
Characters as follows: SWAT- Me, F-France, E-England, A-America, Au-Australia, J-Japan and G-Germany
SWAT: Bonjour all! So, how was that France?
F: Ah, very good, my petite fleur.
SWAT: Haha. I do actually know a tad bit of french, my great-grandmother was french.
F: Ah, then that is why you are very pretty.
SWAT: Creepy. Anyways, welcome to the Hetalia Radio!
G: This is ridiculous. Why was I dragged here?
SWAT: Oh come on Germany, at least I didn't tie you up, like last time!
G: Humph. Good point.
A: Dude! Have you ever realised your FanFic initials are SWAT? Like the SWAT team!
SWAT: Yes, I have, duh. Anyways, can we continue?
Au: Mate! You are right! Hahaha! SWAT!
SWAT: bangs head on desk.
J: I like it. Seems scary
SWAT: No Japan. Please don't make me seem scary.
J: Oh, ok.
SWAT: Ok, so what are we talking about today?
F: Your personal life.
SWAT: What? Me? Why?
F: Because, I'm sure people are curious.
SWAT: Well, I guess I can tell a little. Nothing too private though
F: Oui (yes)! First question: What is your current fetish?
SWAT: Fetish? Um... that'd be cat ears... I love them...
G: That is strange, and what do you mean by current?
SWAT: I have never had any other fetish. I just really like cat ears. Ahahaha.
F: Next: Who is your current band obsession?
SWAT: Oh man. I guess, I'd have to say... SHINee. I love 'em.
A: Dude! You don't like any American bands?
J: Korea would be very happy.
SWAT: I guess so. Well, they are good looking
F: Even more then me?
SWAT: Sorry France, but they are.
France runs out crying.
Au: Moving along! Next: Where do you come from?
SWAT: Well, the wholesome, little country of... Australia!
Au: Yeah mate! We Aussies rule!
*high five*
G: Moving on. Question: Who is your favourite Hetalia character? You can have more than one.
SWAT: Hmm... Aus, Germany and sadly, England.
E: Speaking of which, why haven't I said anything yet?
SWAT: Oops! Forgot about you!
E: It's Canada's job to be forgotten.
SWAT: Speaking of which, I do like Canada too, and Prussia. Man, I love them all!
E: Anyways, before we sidetracked, again, let us continue: So, what are you listening to, right now?
SWAT: Eminem- Not Afraid. Awesome song.
F: But, doesn't that have a lot of swearing in it?
SWAT: Oh! You're back France! But, yes it does. There is such a thing as a clean version though.
F: Oh. Interesting.
SWAT: The song, will probably change soon. I get bored easily.
Au: Continuing! America, you have the question, right?
A: Yeah dude! So, dude, what's your favourite anime/manga?
SWAT: Um... Tough. I can only choose two though. Vampire Knight and Hetalia.
F: Next! Do, you support Yaoi?
SWAT: Mhm! I love it!
E: What is yaoi?
SWAT: Gay love.
E: Ew, why would you read that?
SWAT: It's hot. *shrugs*
G: That is strange. I would never like that.
SWAT grabs Yaoi and shows it to Germany. Germany faints from blood loss.
SWAT: Tadaa! And, Germany is now an official yaoi convert. There we go; I just changed my music again.
F: And, what is it now?
SWAT: A smexy song. I want your bite by Chris Crocker. Love it.
F: Ooh! Oui! You must show it to me my petite fleur!
Puts it on the radio. (Seriously, search it up, so you know what I'm talking about)
E: That's music? What country made that?
SWAT: Um, blame America. *points at America*
A: Eh? Me?
SWAT: And again, I changed it.
E: That was quick.
SWAT: Mhm, I love Evanescence.
Au: Mate! You change your music frequently!
SWAT: Uhuh. I get bored easily. Anyways, lets wrap this up!
F: Thank you, for listening/reading!
SWAT: Bye, bye!
Italy: Ve!
SWAT jumps up and glomps him.
SWAT: Italy!
End