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Twi-Babe: Hey Edward!
Edward: what?
Twi-Babe: Do you know what this next Saturday is?
Edward: (sigh)
Twi-Babe: Saturday, June 20, 2009.
Edward: Are you still talking?
Twi-Babe: Come on Eddie!
Edward: My name isn't Eddie. It's Edward!
(Emmett enters)
Emmett: I know what it is!
Twi-Babe: Tell the people what Saturday, June 20, 2009 is?
Emmett: It's Eddie's 108th Birthday!
Edward: My name is Edward.
Twi-Babe: Of course it is, Eddie! Can we throw Eddie a party?
Emmett: Sure we can.
Edward: NO, WE CAN'T.
(Emmett gets bored and leaves)
Twi-Babe: I'm sure Alice would be happy to plan it.
Edward: NO!
Twi-Babe: FINE! But I'm still baking you a cake.
Edward: I don't eat cake………I'm a vampire……remember?
Twi-Babe: Uh, I DO! I enjoy cake very much! LOL!
Edward: Why did you say LOL instead of just laughing?
Twi-Babe: Oh, Eddie-ward! When will you learn the importance of using texts in your everyday conversations?
Edward: Never, because there ISN'T a logical need for them. Wait….WHAT did you just call me.
Twi-Babe: Eddie-ward.
Edward: I'm not even going to dignify that with a response.
Twi-Babe: Well, TECHNICALLY, you just responded because you spoke.
Edward: (sighs)
Twi-Babe: Anyway, to all of you readers, be sure to wish EDDIE-WARD a Happy Birthday this Saturday. See ya next time!