Written by: Camels are AWESOME
Disclaimer: I do not own Batman or any related characters
Chapter 1
Selina Kyle was sleeping soundly, as well as her many cats around her home. She turned in her sleep once, and then soon began to fidget. She grunted, and then opened her eyes.
"It's freezing!" she said as she slowly got out of bed. She went to her window.
"What… I thought I closed this…" she said as she shut the window. She looked at the clock; it read 5:00AM. She sighed.
'I'm just going back to bed…'
Later, at around 10:00AM she awoke. When she checked the clock again she groaned. She got out of bed and left for the kitchen, grabbed a granola bar and glass of milk for breakfast, then sat on the couch, and turned on the television. Her eyes widened as she stared at the TV. She choked on her milk.
'Oh my god! Is this really happening!' she thought as she began to laugh at the idea for a moment, and then continued watching.
'POW! KICK! PUNCH!' went the TV as the superheroes batman and robin were fighting. 'Good job robin. Now lets get these guys in jail before they start anymore havoc.' Said batman. 'Holy cats, it's catwoman, batman!' yelled robin as he saw catwoman enter the scene.
Selina burst out laughing, and then looked back at the TV. Then something hit her.
"Oh my god. This is scary, is that supposed to be me… Wait, it's okay… Get a hold of yourself… Someone must just be making a joke out of batman…"