Title: 16 Ways to torture annoy and insult Gaara no Sabaku
Okay if you are going to do this, I advise you people to do this either in public, for public safety or later in Shippuuden where he's very nice.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto, but I do watch it!
Simply state that Naruto could be a better Kazekage than he could ever be.
Shove popcorn onto his face. Tell him its butter.
Wink at him and say, "I know your secret."
Set him up in an arranged marriage with Deidara.
Secretly inquire him for ballet.
If he walks into a meeting, play the Jaws theme song.
Stare at him with crossed eyes.
Barge in his bathroom while he's taking a shower. Flush the toilet. (You know what happens.)
Poke his gourd over and over again.
Ask him if there is peanut butter in his gourd.
Taunt his sandals for looking different.
Replace his shampoo with apple juice.
Name his toes.
Take pictures of him shirtless. Sell it to his fangirls and fanboys and even to Sasuke.
Give him a piece of paper for his birthday. Make sure to wrap it.
Bonk him on the head while he's sipping coffee from his mug.
After all these he might think of a song that fits the both of you. Thanks for the memories. Especially the line; Thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great. Well anyway my story sucks but at least I'm not bored right? Review please.