"Nyeh heh heh!" Papyrus shouts as he goes on the Internet for the first time. "I can't wait to see what the Internet holds! Spaghetti? Puzzle lovers like me?"
Papyrus was not amused.
"Memes? What are those?" (Shush, this was not intentional.) Papyrus asks as he looks through his newly created Facebook account. "OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THIS FROG THING?!" He screams as he looks through his news feed.
Sans peeked in and said "Papyrus, I'm going to go ketchup with the human. I don't want to keep them wade-ing in the Waterfall."
"OH MY GOD SANS STOP IT WITH YOUR PUNS!" was Papyrus' only reply as Sans teleported away.
Papyrus scrolls through more of his news feed, his only thought was "Why doesn't this news "feed" feed spaghetti? Speaking of spaghetti, where's the spaghetti and pasta?!"
Later that night, Papyrus was still on Facebook. He finally found what he was looking for. Pasta!
He clicked on the link and screamed. Papyrus ran over to Sans' room, nearly tripping on his socks. But this time he didn't even bother to scold him about the socks; he just jumped in bed with Sans and screamed "WHAT IS CREEPYPASTA?! IT HAS NO PASTA IN IT."
Unlucky for him, Sans was already asleep and couldn't wake up even if you threw him out the window.
The next morning, Papyrus went back to his computer, which went to sleep on its own. But he never closed the creepypasta tab.
Papyrus took one look at the screen and screamed "I'M NEVER GOING BACK TO THE INTERNET EVER AGAIN!"
But he did. But just to watch Undyne sing in some musical.