A/N: It's by time that I did this sort of blooper and outtake stuff for Wreck-it Ralph. :)
Since there are some scenes that are practically begging to be turned into unnecessary bloopers, if there are any resemblances of my outtakes to others online, it is all purely coincidental.
And no, I don't own Wreck-it Ralph, Disney does.
*In Fix-it Felix jr, Ralph stands in front of the Niceland Building after delivering his narration*
Ralph: I'M GONNA…wait, what was that word again?!
Director Moore: CUT!
*Ralph and Vanellope face off against each other after Ralph chases the racers away. *
Vanellope: Coin, medal, whatever. Just go back to your own dumb game and win another one.
Ralph: I can't. I didn't win it from my game: I won it from Hero's Duty.
*Ralph glares at Vanellope, expecting her to say her line…*
Vanellope: *after a while* Wait, am I supposed to say something?
Director Moore: CUT!
*In Hero's Duty, Ralph is climbing up the side of the Tower, when his hand slips on a slight edge and he falls to the ground below*
Ralph: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*A few seconds, a faint thud is heard. *
Ralph: *faintly, and slightly in pain* I'm okay!
Director Moore: *sighs* Get the medics. CUT!
*In Sugar Rush, where the racers are about to pay to race*
King Candy: The fee to compete is one gold coin, from your previous winnings, if you've ever won, which, uh! I have! Let me go first!
*pulls down rope…but nothing happens*
King Candy: Huh, what?! *Pulls a few more times* WHAT?!
Director Moore: CUT!
*In the Penthouse, Gene prepares to open the door. *
Gene: I'll go get it, Felix. *hums as he walks to open the door*
*Gene opens the door and sees Ralph*
Gene: AHH! *slams door in Ralph's face* It's Ral-
*thud is heard outside the door*
Ralph: *faintly* Ow!
*Crew starts laughing, and Gene starts to laugh as well*
Crew member from off-screen: *laughing* Next time, try not to knock someone down when you slam the door, okay Gene?
Gene: Okay okay!
Director Moore: CUT!
[I'M GONNA WRECK IT—Take 2]
Ralph: I'M GONNA BREAK IT!
Director Moore: WRECK, NOT BREAK! CUT!
*In Sugar Rush, King Candy is calling the cops after Vanellope enters herself in the race*
King Candy: Calm down! Calm down! *laughs nervously* Everything's all right! *leans forward on the podium with mic* SECURITY!
Winchell: Come 'ere, kid. Huh?! *King Candy falls onto the ground in front of them. Turns out he had leaned too far out on the podium*
King Candy: Ow!
Director Moore: Get the medics! CUT!
Shoutout to I'm Reader-anon for suggesting this awesome upgrade to the original blooper! :)
*In Sugar Rush, Ralph is climbing up a Candy Tree, looking up*
Something off-screen: *GROWLS*
Ralph: Huh?! *looks up, expecting to see Vanellope…only to stare into the eyes of Stitch*
Stitch: *GROWLS AGAIN…then leaps onto Ralph's face*
Ralph: AHHHHHH! GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF!
*Crew starts laughing*
Director Moore: CUT! CUT! WHO LET HIM ON THE SET?! I SAID "WE NEEDED A GLITCH", AND CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY WE GOT A STITCH HERE?! REASON?!
*Ralph flails his arms, still being harassed by Stitch, then falls off the tree*
Director Moore: WHY AREN'T YOU PEOPLE CUTTING?!
*In Sugar Rush, during the Random Roster Race*
*Adorabeezle aims her Ice Cream cannon and fires. King Candy…and Jubileena both duck out of the way. The ice cream falls onto the track as a result*
Director Moore: CUT CUT CUT! What are you doing, Jubileena?! You're supposed to get hit by the ice cream, you're not supposed to duck!
Jubileena: Oh, sorry.
Director Moore: *sighs* CUT!
*In Sugar Rush, where Ralph and Vanellope prepare to make a deal*
Vanellope: You help me get a kart: a real kart, and I'll win the race and get you back your medal.
Ralph: You want me to—Pffffffft! *breaks character and starts laughing* Sorry guys, I can't. I just. Can't. Look. Serious. *continues to laugh*
Director Moore: Okay, we'll come back to that later. CUT!
*In Hero's Duty, after Felix has been tackled by Calhoun*
Felix: Jiminy Jaminy! Look at that high definition, your face! It's amazing…*grasps Calhoun's gun*
Calhoun: Flattery…*flips her gun back…but is unaware that Felix had not loosened his grasp on it, and flips him over her shoulder as well*
Felix: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Calhoun and the other soldiers burst out laughing, as well as the crew*
Kohut: *through giggles* We…we need to do that again.
Director Moore: Agreed. CUT!
Bonus:
*Camera cuts to the top of the Tower, where Ralph is seen holding onto the ledge holding a pair of soda bottles as makeshift binoculars, apparently watching the above blooper with glee*
Ralph: *laughing* Can we have that in the final? Please!
Director Moore: That's a good idea, but it's a 'no' at the moment. Now get back to your positions!
A/N:The Stitch cameo is a reference to the fact that Stitch has crashed many scenes in iconic Disney movies in trailers. He also crashes the very first blooper for Brother Bear. :)
I'm Reader-anon made an awesome suggestion for the Stitch Blooper, saying that the cast misread the word 'glitch', and brought in a 'Stitch' instead, as in, Experiment 626. Welp...you can imagine what happened next. Poor Ralph. XD
I have more in my files, if this goes well, I'll post more of them. If you have any good suggestions, feel free to tell me, and maybe I'll include them in the next take, you credited. :)
And...yes. I drew the cover art. XD
Till then, Ariel out! :D