Kato was inside Britt's massive garage, working on cars as usual. He's always the one doing ALL the work. Why doesn't Britt ever offer to help, Kato think inside his head. He's dim-witted and all, but the least he could do was-
CREAK!
The sound of the door opens and Britt and about three model-type girls with slim bodies, fake breasts, and cake faces come in, trying to get close to the spoiled little rich boy.
"And this here is MY beautiful garage, filled with beautiful cars. Yeah, I fix them all the time, if they ever break or whatever."
This earns him a glare from Kato, which Britt quickly notices.
"Oh, this here is my bitch, Kato." As he says this, he smacks Kato's ass randomly, making his face hotter than a Tijuana summer. "He does all this stuff for me, you know, the loser stuff. Speaking of that, why don't we go see how many bottles of champagne I still have and-"
"Britt!" Kato hisses. Britt turns to look at him. He signals for him to come to him.
"Excuse' moi, ladies. Go check out the rest of my bitchin' pad, I'll catch up with you guys."
As Britt approaches Kato, he waits for the girls to leave, then gives Britt the biggest bitch slap of his life.
"Ah! Holy fuck man! What's up your ass?"
"Don't ever call me your bitch again, I will squeeze the shit outta your head."
Whoa, Britt thinks. The feisty attitude puts a smirk on the heir's face. "Wow, man. Y-you know, you're pretty hot when you're angry-"
"Stop trying to switch the subject, dickweed!"
"No, I'm serious." His gaze up and down Kato's amazing body. He's wearing a shirt that exposes those sinful muscles. "Jesus dude, you're a ladies man."
What the.., Kato thinks. "See? You do hit on everyone! I knew you'd hit on me next!"
"Well, shit." Britt says, inching closer to Kato, fiddling with his shirt. "I thought you'd take that as a compliment."
Kato starts to sweat a bit. No, don't give in, Kato thinks. You're stronger than he is! Plus, he's just a male slut! You don't want anything from him, just business!
"Damn, Kato." Britt says, bringing Kato back to Earth. "When you're in those little daydreams, I could practically make you my sex slave without you even knowing it..."
Kato can't handle it anymore as his lips smash against Britt's lips like magnets. After a straight minute of caressing and smooching, the ladies call for Britt in one of the other rooms.
"Gotta roll, Kato. Later!" He turns to leave when Kato stops him.
"So you're just going to leave me here? What was that kiss about?"
Britt smiles. "Ah, dude, I know what you're thinking. But c'mon," He makes a balance out of his two arms. "Let's see, Kato...or 3 amazingly hot chicks..." Of course, the arm supporting Kato goes way down, with the other going up.
Kato shakes his head in shame at Britt. "Nan dang fu..." He says, turning back to his work.
"Uh, love you too, bro!" Britt says, walking out of the room, with a teasing smile on his face.
(Btw, according to Google translate, "Nan dang fu" means male slut, lol :) )