Pilot episode part 1
Plot: This is a sitcom style fanfic featuring star wars characters living in new york city on the planet known as earth.
Somewhere in New york,in apartment 117 up town, Han solo was in the kitchen, trying to figure out on how to use a toaster. He was stood in the kitchen staring at the unfamiliar object and he was unsure of what to make of it. He was about to put a dish cloth inside it when Lando came walking out of the bathroom, wearing nothing but a towel and a shower cap.
"Hey, Han old buddy, what are you up to?" he asked as he approached his friend.
"I'm trying to figure out what this strange thing is ?" Han said, gesturing to the toaster. Lando stroked his chin and stared at the toaster.
"Hmm, it looks like some weird box device thing and we put objects in those little slot things" he explained.
"Hmm" Han thought before he put the dish cloth inside the toaster and switched it on. Moments later , the dish cloth came flying out of the toaster in flames and hurtled across the kitchen.
"Quick, put it out" Lando yelled as Han stomped on the dish cloth to put the flames out. When he had finished, it was competly burned.
"Well, there goes one of leia's best dish cloths" Han said as he held up the now ruined dish cloth.
"Man , is she going to be pissed" Lando added.
"Well she isn't because we arn't going to tell her" Han said before tossing the burnt dish cloth into a dustbin.
"So, what are we going to do about this thing then?" Han asked, gesturing to the toaster. Lando shrugged and headed back into the bathroom just as C-3PO entered the room holding a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning sir" C-3Po greeted "and how are you today?"
"Just peachy" Han said "what are you doing with that weird droid thing with the trunk."
"I am using it to clean the floor sir, Mistress leia calls it a vacuum cleaner and it is used to clean dirt of the floor and she's been teaching me how to use it" the golden droid replied.
"Go on then, show me what this thing does" Han said, leaning against the kitchen counter, arms folded. C-3PO then pressed the one button and the vacuum cleaner sprang to life and C-3PO began moving around with it, sucking up the dust as Han watched in amazement.
"Wow, that is so awesome, can I have a go?" Han asked. C-3PO handed Han the vacuum and began moving around with it.
"This is so cool" he yelled "I love this thing." he was having such a fun time with the vacuum that he was unware that he was disturbing a certain Sith lord that lived in the apartment below.
"Keep it down up there" Darth Sidious yelled, banging the ceiling with his walking stick "I'm trying to take a nap."
After at least thirty minutes of Han cleaning around with the hoover and having fun with it, Leia and Luke arrived after being out shopping and Luke was trailing behind leia, carrying all her shopping.
"Why did I have to carry all this stuff?" he asked as he dumped the bags on the kitchen floor .
"Because I didn't want to damage my nails" leia replied "now don't leave them there, bring over into the front room."
"Ok, but you owe me sis" Luke replied before picking up Leia's shopping and carrying it into the front room before going to sit on the sofa.
"Hey leia, do you know what this thing is?" Han asked, pointing at the toaster.
"That, Han, is a toaster" Leia said.
"But how do I use it?" Han asked again.
"I don't know" Leia replied.
"Hang on" Luke said as he entered the kitchen "there were some intructions on how to use a toaster in the drawer."
"Well, let's see them then" Han said. Luke then began searching through the drawers for the intructions on how to use a toaster.
"Toaster, toaster, toaster, toaster, ah ha, here we are" he said as he pulled out a sheet of paper "ok, a toaster is a popular house hold object used to make toast, to make toast, you put two slices of bread into the slots then push down the lever, when your toast is done, it will pop up."
"So, it cooks bread?" Han asked.
"Yeah, I guess" Luke replied.
"Well, I'll guess I'll try that" Han said "have we got any bread left?"
"No sir, Chewbacca ate it all yesterday" C-3Po pointed out.
"Roar" Chewbacca hollered.
"Guess I'll have to go out and get some more" Han said, putting on his jacket "I can't wait to try out some toast." He then left the apartment to go but bread just as Lando emerged from the bathroom, full blothed this time.
"Hey, where has Han gone?" he asked.
"Went out to buy bread" Leia. replied.
"Really, what for?" Lando asked.
"He's finally figured out what the toaster is for" Luke replied. Meanwhile, Han had gone to the local store to buy some bread. he searched up and down the bread isle to find which bread was suitable for toasting but none of the items where listed as toasting bread, there was brown bread, white bread, thick sliced bread and thin sliced bread, but no toasting bread. Confused, Han decided to ask the man behind the counter what kind of bread is suitable for toasting.
"Excuse me sir, I would like to buy some bread" he said.
"Of course sir, and what kind of bread would you like?" the man behind the counter.
"Well, I was kind of looking for bread that is suitable for toasting but I can't seem to find any" Han explained.
"Ah, not to worry sir" the man replied "all kinds of bread are suitable for toasting."
"Are they?" asked Han in amazement "well, i'll take one of each please my fine sir." Meanwhile, back at the apartment, the gang where gathered in the front room, watching the tv when there was a knock at the door.
"Who could that be?" Lando wondered.
"I don't know " Luke said "I'll go and find out." he stood up and walked to the door, opened it to reveal Jar jar binks holding a box of cookies.
"Good day to yousa" he greeeted "would yousa like to buy some cookies, I made them myself."
"How much?" Luke asked.
"Yousa pay six dollars for a box each" Jar Jar replied.
"I think I'll pass thanks" Luke replied.
"Oh, but thesa are the best cookies yousa could ever have" jar jar said "if yousa do not buy Jar jar cookies, yousa will regret it deeply." Luke was begining to get slightly annoyed with the weird creature thing that was trying to sell him cookies so he decided to use some jedi mind tricks.
"You do not want these cookies" he said, waving his hand around.
"Yousa do not want these cookies" Jar Jar repeated.
"I will go away and leave you alone now" Luke siad, waving his hand around.
"I will go away and leave yousa alone now" Jar jar said.
"Ok, good luck selling them cookies" Luke said as Jar Jar walked off. Luke then closed the door and headed back into the sitting room.
"What was that?" Leia asked.
"Oh nothing, just that Jar jar binks creature trying to sell me cookies" Luke replied "anyway, I wonder how Han is getting on with his shopping."
So, just how Han is getting on and will he succeed in making toast, find out in the second part which is coming up in the next chapter, so stayed tuned.