A/N: I'm not sure how much sense this whole thing makes. O.o
Thalia shot another arrow at yet another monster and watched as the arrow sank into the monster's throat. Its whole body jerked before erupting into a cloud of golden dust. She groaned. "You're a god! The god of the dead, at that! Can't you just kill them with a wave of your hand or something?"
Hades chuckled. "'With a wave of my hand'?" he quoted.
"You know what I mean! This whole thing is a waste of time and energy," she complained. "Besides, what monster attacks a god?"
"Well," Hades confessed, "I may have called them up myself." He shrugged as if he did this all the time- which Thalia was starting to suspect that maybe he did.
"Why?" Thalia screamed at him while taking on another monster.
"You have no idea how beautiful you look when you fight," he told her. "I quite enjoy this view of you."
Ignoring his cheesy line, Thalia pounced on a hellhound and used one of Hades swords to slice its head off in one swift movement.
"See? That right there! What you just did! That is the way I enjoy my women!" Hades grinned at her.
As much as she wanted to kiss him or even blush- which may not be that noticeable since her cheeks are already flushed- she was still angry about this. "Did you do this to Maria too?"
Hades chuckled once more. "Oh no. Now stop worrying. I won't let you die."
"You did before," she pointed out.
"Well, that was a mistake. I won't make the same one again." He dramatically made an "x" over the spot where his heart was.
Thalia rolled her eyes. "You know, there are easier ways to get me in your bed again," she said, always having known how this was going to end.
"Of course there are." Hades swung his sword and sliced a hellhound in half. "This is just more fun."
A/N: In case none of you got how Thalia would end up in Hades bed: ~angry sex~