Me: Yosh! Its me! And a rainbow unicorn!

Rainbow Unicorn: Hi!

Me: Well guys this one-shot came to me today and i had to write it!

Rainbow Unicorn: Yep she did and also her very awesome sister Maggie helped her!

Me: Haha! Yep she did but I dont know about that awesome part!

Rainbow Unicorn: Well either way my friend the dinosaur will do the disclaimer

Dinosaur: Starsdoom didnt draw One Piece but I did! Aaaack!

Me: Poor guy!

Rainbow Unicorn: Yeah i hope he enjoys prison! Well bye bye guys! Rainbow Power!

Me: Bye and see ya later guys and Btw Im not gay ;)


Their Conversation

"Hey Nami!"

"What?"

"I like you!"

"As a friend?"

"No!"

"Wait so you hate me?

"No!"

"Luffy Im confused!"

"I like you!"

"Like like?"

"Yep, so dooo you like me?"

"Uh yeah but i like Sanji better cuz he treats me like a princess!"

"What? Realy?"

" Nope just kidding, i like Zolo! We get lost in our luuuv!"

"Whaaaattt? He gets lost in that too? But wait seriously who do you like!"

"Well i never told anyone but i'm a lesbian and i always liked Robin"

"WHAAAAAAT? NOOOOOOOOO!... really?"

"Haha nope, just kidding"

"Are you sure Nami?"

"Nope!"

"Wait what? Your confusing me!"

"Good!"

"Ehh? But either way who do you realy like?"

"Do you really wanna know?"

"Yeah!"

"Do you really really wanna know?"

"Yeah! Yeah!"

"Do you really really really wanna know?"

"YEAH!"

"Are` you positive?"

"Naaaami! Tell me!"

"Are you sure about this?"

"Nami You have to tell me ! Captain orders!"

"Weeeellll fine!"

"Okay?"

"Well its this guy"

"Annd?"

"He's very cute!"

"annnd who is it?"

"Wellll its you!"

"Who?"

"Monkey D. Luffy"

"Me? Are you sure about that?"

"Yeah"

"Are you postive abo.."

But Nami didnt let him finish and just pressed her lips against his.


Me: Awwwwww! So cute!

Rainbow Unicorn: I know i am! Just kidding!

Me: Oh shut up!

Rainbow Unicorn: Hee hee

Me and Rainbow Unicorn: Byeeeee!