A/N: This was in BiteMe Techie's theme Challenge. It is the first of two. This one is 109: You did WHAT?.
109. 'You did what!'- Sheppard tells Radek the bad news
"Oh come on McKay. You tell him he's your friend." Sheppard whined. Rodney snorted at him.
"You made your bed, Colonel, you have to sleep in it. Besides he would just get pissed off if I told him and he had to go find your sorry ass and that would piss him off even more. And I like have hot fresh water in my showers now."
Sheppard groaned. "If I get my pilot's rotation yanked, it's your fault," he muttered as he walked out of Rodney's lab.
"Again Colonel, I didn't do the act of blasphemy. Oh and Sheppard," Sheppard poked his head back in.
"You decide to help me out?"
"No, I was going to say that Radek is in the 'Jumper bay." Sheppard's face fell.
"Thanks." Sheppard headed to the 'Jumper bay.
He found the little Czech man working on Jumper 9, which was called 'Rip out' by the pilots and engineers because they tended to rip out spare parts, and run tests on it. Radek was lying under the control panel fiddling with something. Sheppard cleared his throat.
"Hey Doc?" The noise startled Zelenka, making him bump his head on the bottom of the control panel.
"Hovno… Yes Colonel how may I help you?"
"I kinda did something to Jumper 3 today… I was wondering if you could fix it."
Radek crease his brow then smiled and chocked his head cheerfully. "Not problem, Colonel. Lead the way."
The two of them walked across the jumper bay. Sheppard opened up the Jumper and let Zelenka inside. Sheppard sat down in the pilot seat, Zelenka standing behind him.
"What is the problem, Colonel?" Sheppard squeezed his eyes tight, preparing for the worst and turned on the 'Jumper.
The Windows XP Start Up Menu popped up.
Zelenka screamed in Czech, "Tebe did jaký!"
A/N2: I just had to do something with Radek in it… It was going to be some sort of RondeyxRadek thing, but this is so much better.
Czech in the story: Hovno – crap, shit
Tebe did jaký- You did what