The Imposter
Summary: Rukia finds a bunny. "That's not Chappy!"
Warnings: crack
I don't own Bleach.
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Rukia stared at the strange creature. From her vantage point behind a bush, she was able to see the unknown organism's every movement, and she watched it with an unrelenting intensity. Said creature, oblivious to its stalker, chewed on a mouthful of grass.
"Uh...," Rukia looked up. Ichigo stood behind her, about to ask "What are you -" when she quickly pulled him behind the bush with her.
"Ichigo. Tell me, what is this... Thing?" She gestured to the large-eared individual still chewing its grass. Ichigo gave her a quizzical look, then replied,
"... It's a bunny. May I ask why you seem to be stalking it?" Rukia glared at Ichigo, raising her voice and saying,
"That is not a bunny! Chappy is a bunny. Chappy stands on two feet." Ichigo stared at Rukia.
"Chappy is a cartoon bunny. He's pink."
"All bunnies are pink!"
"That," He sighs, "Is a horrible, horrible, misconception of yours."
Rukia glares at him.
"Chappy is a bunny," She turns, and with a wide sweeping gesture stops her hand pointing at the bunny. With a dramatic declaration, she yells, "That isn't Chappy!"
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...Sorry, there was going to be a plot at first but I got lazy, so this is just a super short few paragraphs. I might upload a different version if I ever get the motivation :/
Please tell me what you think!