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Chapter 1: Global Panic
The sun was blaring in the desert next to the pyramids as a sheepherder herded his sheep. He overviewed the pyramids on a majestic hill….until a bus full of tourists hit him.
Tourists piled out including a really chubby man. A kid holding a toy plane and wearing sunglasses tried to follow but was attached to a leash his mother had. The boy dragged the mother until she said. "Justin." The chubby man said. "Quick, honey, take my picture. I got the pyramid in my hand!" He did a pose under the pyramid. As the mother was distracted, the boy unbuckled himself from the leash and ran off.
As she took pictures, the mother noticed her son approaching the dangerous scaffolding next to the pyramid. "Justin, you get back here right now!" She shouted. The two guards now noticed the boy and chased after as he climbed the scaffolding. "No, no! Stop Him!" "Go back! Don`t climb!" The guards said.
The boy unaware played with his plane like it was actually flying. The two guards catched up. One saying. "Hold on. Easy, little boy."
The boy backed up not knowing he was almost at the edge of the wooden board right above the pyramid. "Okay child. Stop right there!" One guard shouted. The boy lost his balance and fell right down to the pyramid.
A guard said. "No, no, no! Oh! There he goes." The mother gasped as her son was approached the pyramid at full speed. But when he finally landed, it shot him right back up again like a balloon.
People took photos as the kid approached his mother flailing his arms. The mother tried to catch her son. The boy then held the plane toy in his hand and smiled. The boy then crashed into his father knocking him down. The pyramid then let out a ton of air and started deflating.
It then cut to a news anchorman who said. "Outrage in Egypt tonight as it was discovered that the Great Pyramid of Giza had been stolen and replaced by a giant inflatable replica." It then cut to the guards trying to pump it full of air again. "There is panic throughout the globe as countries and citizens try to protect their beloved landmarks. It cut to guards and a mime guarding the effiel tower, the Great Wall was protected by tanks, and one guy protecting a giant can of soda.
"Law enforcement still has no leads, leaving everyone to wonder which of the worlds villains is responsible for this heinous crime? And where will he strike next?!"