Mich, dear, these are for you. Because you couldn't be any sweeter, you give the best porn, and I heart you. Happy New Year, bb!
Thanks and gropes to Trevvy for the summary help. And Mich for providing prompts, hehe.
Prompt - Horse
Disclaimer: I don't own a pony. Or Twilight.
"I hate horses."
"You'll like this one, trust me."
"Look, bub, unless it's a unicorn, I doubt I'll like it."
"Just trust me!"
"I barely know you!"
"So?"
"We're on a fucking blind date. And we've been on it for ten minutes when you tell me I'm gonna ride a horse. Now you expect me to trust you?"
"Well, duh."
"Nuh-uh. No duh. And no horses!"
"But I swear you'll like this one."
"Does it talk?"
"No... But you're close."
"What?"
"His name is Mr. Ed."
"Why would you name a horse Mr. Ed if it doesn't talk?"
"Beats me."