Nacos and Cheese, a kim possible fanfic

With my sincerest apologies to Dr. Seuss …

I is Ron
I is Ron
Ron I is

That Ron-I-is!
Than Ron-I-is!
I do not like
that Ron-I-is!

Do you like
Nacos and cheese?

I do not like them,
Ron-I-is.
I do not like
Nacos and cheese.

Would you like them
here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
nacos and cheese.
I do not like them,
Ron-I-is.

Would you like them
with Motor Ed?
Would you like them
to go instead?

I do not like them
with Motor Ed.
I do not like them
to go instead.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like nacos and cheese.
I do not like them, Ron-I-is.

Would you eat them
at a fair?
Would you eat them
in a lair?

Not at a fair.
Not in a lair.
Not with Motor Ed.
Not to go instead.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat nacos and cheese.
I do not like them, Ron-I-is.

Would you? Could you?
In a flying car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
in a flying car.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
with Bonnie!

I would not, could not with Bonnie.
Not in a flying car! You let me be.

I do not like them at a fair.
I do not like them in a lair.
I do not like them with Motor Ed.
I do not like them to go instead.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like nacos and cheese.
I do not like them, Ron-I-is.

Mole rat! Mole rat!
Mole rat! Mole rat!
Could you, would you,
with a mole rat?

Not with a mole rat! Not with Bonnie!
Not in a car! Ron! Let me be!

I would not, could not, at a fair.
I could not, would not, in a lair.
I will not eat them with Motor Ed.
I will not eat them to go instead.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat nacos and cheese.
I do not like them, Ron-I-is.

Say!
In the Bueno?
Here in the Bueno!
Would you, could you, in the Bueno?

I would not, could not,
in the Bueno.

Would you, could you, in a silly hat?

I would not, could not,
in a silly hat.
Not in the dark. Not with a mole rat.
Not in a flying car. Not with Bonnie.
I do not like them, Ron, you see.
Not with Motor Ed. Not at a fair.
Not to go instead. Not in a lair.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like
nacos and cheese?

I do not
like them,
Ron-I-is.

Could you, would you,
with Shego?

I would not,
could not,
with Shego!

Would you, could you,
With Kim's friend Mo?

I could not, would not, with Kim's friend Mo.
I will not, will not, with Shego.
I will not eat them in a silly hat.
I will not eat them with a mole rat.
Not in the dark! Not with Bonnie!
Not in a flying car! You let me be!
I do not like them at the fair.
I do not like them in a lair.
I will not eat them with Motor Ed.
I do not like them to go instead.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
nacos
and cheese!

I do not like them,
Ron-I-is.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Ron!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I like nacos and cheese!
I do! I like them, Ron-I-is!
And I would eat them with Shego.
And I would eat them with Kim's friend Mo...

And I will eat them in a silly hat.
And in the dark. And with a mole rat.
And in a flying car. And with Bonnie.
They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will eat them at the fair.
And I will eat them in a lair.
And I will eat them with Motor Ed.
And I will eat them to go instead.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
nacos and cheese!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Ron-I-is!

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