A/N: Yes! My gang actually had this conversation. If you think this is
weird, you haven't seen anything yet! I don't know why I decided to post
this pointless little thing, but I don't know lots of things!!
Now, go read!!
My friends and I have this theory that Umbridge smells like cactus. Yes, that's right. Cactus.
Now, I don't know exactly why she smells like that. My friends say that maybe she has a perfume that smells like cactus, but we all know there's no such thing as Cactus Perfume. And then, after a long session of brainstorming (well actually,it was only two seconds) it came to me.
Check this stroke of brilliance: Umbridge is a cactus, pretending to be a frog, pretending to be a little girl, pretending to be a woman!! Dude! That is one screwed-up plant!! Whew!
Then, my sister then came up with the weirdest question of all. "What colour nail polish does she where?" My first reaction was pink. Since, you know, she wears pink scarves and stuff like that. But maybe the cactus in her likes puke green better. Who knows? Maybe she wheres yellow nail polish. Wait a minute! I have never seen yellow nail polish before! I've seen every other colour except yellow! Of course, yellow doesn't go very well with skin. But it does go well with cactus green!
And that quill she made Harry use during detention. Cactuses have needles that poke you and you bleed! She must be the only "person" in the world who has a quill like that!
So it's settled then! There is no doubt in my mind that Delores Umbridge is a cactus.
If you have any questions, comments or objections about my theory, please feel free to click the little buttom below.
Coming up next, Hermione smells like.
Now, go read!!
My friends and I have this theory that Umbridge smells like cactus. Yes, that's right. Cactus.
Now, I don't know exactly why she smells like that. My friends say that maybe she has a perfume that smells like cactus, but we all know there's no such thing as Cactus Perfume. And then, after a long session of brainstorming (well actually,it was only two seconds) it came to me.
Check this stroke of brilliance: Umbridge is a cactus, pretending to be a frog, pretending to be a little girl, pretending to be a woman!! Dude! That is one screwed-up plant!! Whew!
Then, my sister then came up with the weirdest question of all. "What colour nail polish does she where?" My first reaction was pink. Since, you know, she wears pink scarves and stuff like that. But maybe the cactus in her likes puke green better. Who knows? Maybe she wheres yellow nail polish. Wait a minute! I have never seen yellow nail polish before! I've seen every other colour except yellow! Of course, yellow doesn't go very well with skin. But it does go well with cactus green!
And that quill she made Harry use during detention. Cactuses have needles that poke you and you bleed! She must be the only "person" in the world who has a quill like that!
So it's settled then! There is no doubt in my mind that Delores Umbridge is a cactus.
If you have any questions, comments or objections about my theory, please feel free to click the little buttom below.
Coming up next, Hermione smells like.