This fanfic is based off of the Crayon Shin-chan. I used to binge watch the crap outta the english dub and currently I'm watching the english sub. Love the anime, but I wish the english dub would have continued or there was another company that dubbed it staying with the original text or at least close to it. I do enjoy both subbed and dubbed btw.
Contains Lee x Mira like someone requested. Also contains other characters besides the ones listed.
The family was in the living room watching the television on the news channel. Little Gregor wanted to watch cartoons, but his parents wanted to watch for the weather report. "Who cares about the weather?"
"I do, now sh!" said Mira. Gregor just pouted and tried his best to wait for the weather man to say what he had to say. He'd better make it fast. His show was having a marathon today and he had some episodes he wanted to watch that he missed.
"And now for the weather report." said the news reporter.
"Tomorrow's weather will be a powerful rainstorm." said the weather man. "So if you're planning on going on a trip to the park or a hike, its best to cancel your plans because this storm will be going all day and night until 6:30 pm."
"Rain? Crap!" said Gregor sighing. "I was gonna go help Kyle paint the fort we built."
"You'll just have to do that another day then." said Mira standing up. "Everyone, I want you grab your dirty stuff and put them in the laundry basket."
"Ugh chores." groaned Gregor.
"Just do it." said Mira.
If she went ahead and did their laundry today, she didn't have to wait until the day after tomorrow to do them. Besides, getting them done today also mean that she and Lee would have all day tomorrow to...Mira couldn't help but to pervertedly smile to herself. Her smile faltered a little when she realized she had two kids in the house. No matter, she could easily get Lee to drive them off to his parents' house or one of her siblings' houses. Once all the clothes were in the laundry basket, Lee kissed his wife good bye and sent off for work. Mira pulled the clothes in the washing machine and set it to wash for 20 minutes before going upstairs to do some more chores while Gregor watched TV and Belle took a nap.
Once the clothes had finished, she hummed as she went back downstairs to retrieve the clothes. After getting all of the clothes out, she was about to head outside when she noticed one of Lee's socks underneath the washing machine. When he tossed his socks in the basket, he must have missed. She gritted her teeth as she picked it up with a broom handle. She couldn't just leave it there. She'd either forget it or it'll just stink up the laundry room. The latter was most likely to happen first since her husband was notorious for having stinky feet. Thank goodness none of their children had that trait.
"Mama, what's that stench?" asked Gregor poking his head into the laundry room. "Did you take a huge dump in the toilet? I remember that time when you were on the toilet for an hour spitting out Hershey squirts and the stink didn't leave the place for the whole day!"
"S-shut up, Gregor!" snapped Mira. "I thought we swore not to ever speak of that again!"
"Well did you poop or not?"
"No. Your daddy's sock escaped the laundry." she sighed tossing it into the washing machine.
"Wash it then!" said Gregor and Belle covering their noses as they left the room.
"I can't. All that water for one sock is a waste." she thought about washing it in the sink, but found that to be too much torture for her nose.
Besides only the washing machine would be able to do the job of getting the smell completely out. Okay so she needed to find more dirty things even if they weren't completely dirty. She grabbed the hand drying towel, her socks, her cooking apron, the pillow cases in the house even the barely used guest ones, and her children's clothes off their backs. Her kids even offered up their toys' clothing. Now for something much bigger.
"Oh right!" she ran upstairs and retrieved a sheet from her bed.
This would be big enough for her to throw in. She stuffed the last item in and turned on the machine once more. After they were done, she hung them outside with the rest of the laundry. Finally! Now she could sit back and...she paused just as she had been about to head into the house. It was a strong odor coming from somewhere outside. Now what was it was the question. She sniffed the air and tracked it to the dog's great now she had to clean the dog's house. Peeking inside she found her son's school satchel and the scent was coming from inside of it. She was hesitant to reach inside so she just dumped it onto the grass. It was a plastic bag with his underwear in it. He had peed in his underwear and hid it. Did she honestly not think she'd look there? Sighing she went back to the laundry room and scrubbed them.
"Mama, can I have a snack?" asked Gregor as she dropped his underwear into the washing machine.
"Not now, Gregor. I have to wash clothes AGAIN!" she said glaring at him. "Why the heck didn't you tell me you peed in your underwear?"
He just shrugged.
"Don't shrug at him, mister." she said placing her hands on her hips. "Look, I'm not mad because you peed. I'm mad because you didn't throw them in with the other stuff. Now I'm going to have to wash more stuff. Speaking of which, go find something to throw in, okay?"
"Whatever." he said leaving.
"Don't whatever me, you little...!" Mira paused remembering that if she said it she'd be referring to herself.
20 minutes later, she was finally done once more when she heard the doorbell ring. She mumbled underneath her breath since all she wanted to do now was rest as she walked to the door. To her it was just her older brother, Asher, with a duffel bag. After letting him come in, she instantly asked about the bag.
"Hey Asher. Uh you going on a trip or something?"
"Nope." he handed it over to his sister who was instantly weighed down by the heavy bag.
"What the...? What've you got in here? Rocks?!"
"Its my laundry." Mira looked at her brother in disbelief. What the heck was he doing bringing her clothes? Gregor cleared up the air for her when he saw the confused look on his mother's face.
"You said you needed laundry so I called Uncle Asher!" he said cheerfully. The brunette's eye twitched. She couldn't be mad at either of them since that is what she asked for and both of them certainly delivered. It took the rest of the morning, but she had finally finished and hopefully everything was done. Man she needed some rest. Getting back, she discovered her brother and son had ordered pizza and drinks that she had to pay for.
"Of course. I do your laundry and I treat you both. Seems fair." she said, her voice full of sarcasm as her son grabbed a slice of pizza. She turned on the tv and flipped back to the news. To her displeasure, the weather man turned around and said that there was no rain coming tomorrow. All that heart ache for nothing!
"You darned fool!" she screamed at the tv as she slammed down both of her fists. "Stupid son of a...UGH! I SHOULD GO OVER THERE TO THAT STUDIO AND JUST...! ALL THAT WORK!"
"Glad I'm not you." said Asher as his nephew odded in agreement.
"Shut up, Asher." she snapped before angrily taking a bite of her pizza slice.
Next chapter will contain a lemon.