Credit and such: The Naruto setting and characters are all done by someone who isn't me. But the writing and idea was done by me... Or was it? Well... Actually Kimmy is based off of a character from Stargate to some degree... But that guy's name was Orlin... Oh well On to the story!

Chapter One: She Did This?!

"So… You're name is Kimmy?" Asked a brightly clad boy, who was sitting a bit too close for comfort.

"Yup. And… You're Naruto?" I replied, using the same skeptical tone that he did. Naruto nodded, and I just sighed.

"So… You're a ninja from Konoha, correct?" Naruto nodded again and I sighed for the fortieth time this morning. You see, I was just transported here from my world. I come from Texas where I was just about to give up on opening a wormhole… You see, I'm a super genius. I could probably calculate anything in my head like a calculator, and I was using my super brain to try to open a wormhole through time and go back, maybe a few minutes. Well, I opened the wormhole- miraculously – and went through. And poof! Found myself in the arms of some guy in blue with a pink girl and orange guy staring down at me. Just my luck, no?

"So…" Our conversation had been like this for the past two hours as doctors came in and treated our wounds. Seeing as I beat the living crap out of each and every one of them.

"Will you two bakas shut up?" The boy in blue – who I found out, is the famous Uchiha Sasuke – said angrily. I sighed again, forty-one.

"Well you guys, who ever did this to you knew what he or she was doing. They caught many of your bones and organs that could cause mass damage if they had used chakra like the Hyuugas." I blushed a deep red and looked away, embarrassed. The pink girl who refused to tell me her name glared at me along with Sasuke. I glared back and stood up,

"Good thing I don't have chakra." I snapped and walked away, my arms crossed over my chest in anger.

(Third Person)

The nurse just stared after me and then turned her attention back to the three Genins,

"SHE did all this damage?" She inquired with disbelief tingeing her soft as silk voice. Sasuke, Mystery Girl, and Naruto all nodded.

"She was just defending herself." Naruto said in Kimmy's defense.

"What's her name? If I may inquire." Naruto thought. He couldn't tell this nurse Kimmy's real name…

"Kimiko." He replied slowly, earning odd stares from his teammates. He shot them a look of 'Don't you dare say otherwise'. They caught it and quickly went to looking at their new bruises. The nurse left, muttering something about the Hokage needing to know about this new child. Naruto mentally slapped himself and mentally snapped Kimmy for being such a short fused, bumbling idiot.

"You know she's going to be stuck with us now." Seethed an infuriated pink haired girl. Mystery Girl as Kimmy had been calling her for the past two hours. Naruto sighed and Sasuke looked like he was going to strangle someone. This was unusual for him… He almost never showed emotion…

A.N.

Panda: Ello folks! Sorry about the end… I just HAD to add that, seeing I was a Sasuke fangirl the first time I watched the series So yeah… Look out for the next chapter :) Umm... And please review so I can see how I'm doing with my first story :D