1 That Damn Octagon Rod
1.1 By, ThatDamnOctagonRod
A/N: Ahaha, the story that is hence my name. "That Damn Octagon Rod" is a humor-genre story about what, that damn Octagon Rod. Why is it damned? Because I couldn't find it (I know it's in Esto Gaza, but I wasn't too happy about the place and left before I explored.) until it was too late.damn.
Disclaimer: I own nothing that is Final Fantasy IX, all the characters, items (especially that damn Octagon Rod and its damn location), and other stuff belongs to Hironobu Sakaguchi and Squaresoft Ltd. Damn those lucky bastards.
"Here it is!" Zidane exclaimed, "Esto Gaza!"
"You seem happy too be here." Said Dagger.
"I wonder what they sell here?" Vivi queried, while flipping through the "Final Fantasy IX: Enhanced by Playonline.com" Player's Guide.
"Uh.let's see..Gladius, Zorlin Shape, nothing exciting for me here." Vivi said as he read over the rest of the list, not noticing the "Octagon Rod" after the "Cypress Pile".
"I don't trust that damn player's guide," Amarant stated, "That 'Go to Playonline.com for more help' makes it a piece of shit. The player's guide tells you nothing."
"I trust it." Steiner exclaimed.
"Whatever."
And so our heroes embarked on the quest through Mount Gulug, got the Ribbon and stuff, and then went straight for the element shrines completely not caring or noticing the side quests or extra locations because of the shittity of the player's guide. They went to Terra, beat Garland and Kuja, came back to the mist filled Gaia, went through Memoria until the last Save Point when Vivi noticed something.
"I don't have any of the level three magic spells!" he exclaimed.
"What?" asked everyone else in unison.
"Seriously, let me check the player's guide"
So Vivi flipped through the player's guide looking for all the shops when he hit Esto Gaza. "Shit!" he exclaimed when he noticed that he had skipped over it when they were there.
"It's okay Master Vivi, we can just go back there and get one." Steiner said.
So they got into the Invincible and flew to Esto Gaza, only to find out the same thing I did.
"SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Zidane screamed.
"Wait," Steiner said, "The player's guide says we can get an Octagon Rod at this place called Daguerreo!"
So they went and helped the weapons dealer with his lift problem. They looked through the shop list.no Octagon Rod.
"Where the hell's that Octagon Rod?" Vivi asked the storeowner.
"I dunno where you guys heard that I had one." He replied.
"Damn player's guide." Zidane cursed.
"Told ya it was shit." Amarant said.
"That damn Octagon Rod!!!!!!!!!!"
1.1 By, ThatDamnOctagonRod
A/N: Ahaha, the story that is hence my name. "That Damn Octagon Rod" is a humor-genre story about what, that damn Octagon Rod. Why is it damned? Because I couldn't find it (I know it's in Esto Gaza, but I wasn't too happy about the place and left before I explored.) until it was too late.damn.
Disclaimer: I own nothing that is Final Fantasy IX, all the characters, items (especially that damn Octagon Rod and its damn location), and other stuff belongs to Hironobu Sakaguchi and Squaresoft Ltd. Damn those lucky bastards.
"Here it is!" Zidane exclaimed, "Esto Gaza!"
"You seem happy too be here." Said Dagger.
"I wonder what they sell here?" Vivi queried, while flipping through the "Final Fantasy IX: Enhanced by Playonline.com" Player's Guide.
"Uh.let's see..Gladius, Zorlin Shape, nothing exciting for me here." Vivi said as he read over the rest of the list, not noticing the "Octagon Rod" after the "Cypress Pile".
"I don't trust that damn player's guide," Amarant stated, "That 'Go to Playonline.com for more help' makes it a piece of shit. The player's guide tells you nothing."
"I trust it." Steiner exclaimed.
"Whatever."
And so our heroes embarked on the quest through Mount Gulug, got the Ribbon and stuff, and then went straight for the element shrines completely not caring or noticing the side quests or extra locations because of the shittity of the player's guide. They went to Terra, beat Garland and Kuja, came back to the mist filled Gaia, went through Memoria until the last Save Point when Vivi noticed something.
"I don't have any of the level three magic spells!" he exclaimed.
"What?" asked everyone else in unison.
"Seriously, let me check the player's guide"
So Vivi flipped through the player's guide looking for all the shops when he hit Esto Gaza. "Shit!" he exclaimed when he noticed that he had skipped over it when they were there.
"It's okay Master Vivi, we can just go back there and get one." Steiner said.
So they got into the Invincible and flew to Esto Gaza, only to find out the same thing I did.
"SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Zidane screamed.
"Wait," Steiner said, "The player's guide says we can get an Octagon Rod at this place called Daguerreo!"
So they went and helped the weapons dealer with his lift problem. They looked through the shop list.no Octagon Rod.
"Where the hell's that Octagon Rod?" Vivi asked the storeowner.
"I dunno where you guys heard that I had one." He replied.
"Damn player's guide." Zidane cursed.
"Told ya it was shit." Amarant said.
"That damn Octagon Rod!!!!!!!!!!"