A/N This is a swapfic. It's not a gender swap, but instead it's a personality swap! I do NOT own any of the characters or settings. One more thing, please do NOT hate on my fanfic. Thank you. :) "SpongeWard! Swab the poop deck, or you're FIRED!" my boss, Eugene Krabs, yelled. Why in the world do I, out of all people in Bikini Bottom, have to work in a dump? I mean, I have PLENTY of talent! I can dance and play the clarinet! Then again, people these days don't know what's what.

"SpongeWard, hurry up! This is your last warning." Mr. Krabs interrupted while I was dreaming of me playing my clarinet in a symphony with other talented musicians.

"Whatever, Mr. Krabs! Might as well fire me now because I'm not leaving the grill!"

Mr. Krabs' Point of View.

Arrgh. I have to fire my employee. He's making me give him a 'raise' and making me do all the work. I believe it's finally time. Regular Point. of View. "SpongeWard, you're fired!" "REALLY?!" I asked in disbelief. (Could this day get any better?) End of chapter one! Hope you give me advice on how to make my fic better!