Readers: Please sing to the tune of Yesterday, by the Beatles as it's time for a Fifty Shades musical interlude (imagine Christian at the piano, no shirt, just sleep pants)

Yesterday, all my submissives seemed so far away,

Now it looks as though Elena's here to stay,

Oh, I believe in kinky play.

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Suddenly, I'm not half the dom I used to be,

Anastasia's hanging over me,

Oh, Christian Grey came suddenly.

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Why she had to go?

I don't know, she thinks I'm gay,

I said suck my dong ,

Now I long for kinky play.

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Kinky play, love was such a vanilla game to play ,

Now I need a playroom to hide away ,

Oh, I believe in kinky play.

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Why she had to go?

I don't know, she thinks I'm gay,

I said suck my dong ,

Now I long for kinky play.

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Kinky play, love was such a vanilla game to play ,

Now I need a playroom to hide away ,

Oh, I believe in kinky play.

… Yup, it's short but what do you expect since it was thrown together in five minutes. If you can improve it, please do and post it, then send me a private message so I can sing along with your version…. Ana