Sometimes...things like this happen...

My little schatz is lovely. He's cute and his purr is adorable and he likes to nuzzle against me and fall asleep. I love my kitten to death,but sometimes...things like this happen.

My cat Feliciano is lying down on my face.

Sometimes my little kitten decides to lay on my face ven I'm lying on the sofa,listening to music after a long days work (it's usually beautiful classical music composed by German musicians,but occasionally I like to listen to some of Gilbert's loud music). And he acts all innocent as though he is doing absolutely nothing wrong.

I think...if my cat were anybody else's cat...and they ver not already accustomed to these kinds of happenings...that person vould be very angry. And the reason is well...

Exactly what is happening right now and many others such as

-If I am reading a book my kitten vill casually lie down on my reading material.

-I go to lie down in my bed at the end of the night and Feliciano is sleeping on my pillow.

-I go to do my work at my desk and he is sleeping on top of my papers.

-I pull a chair out from the kitchen table to sit in but the little schatz is sleeping on it.

-I push my chair in and pull out another chair and somehow my kitten is in it again and the cycle continues no matter vat chair I pull out (and how that cat gets into my chair I have no clue and he is never sleeping in a chair if it is someone else looking to sit there. )

-I'm cooking dinner and I open my cabinet to find him sleeping in it. (Even the top cabinets above the counters. I don't even know how he gets in there.)

-I open the shower curtain to prepare a bath and that cat is sleeping in the tub.

I don't know how he does it...but he does. If my Feli was anyone else's I believe they vould be very angry with him...but not me.

I take my kitten off of my face and place him on the sofa next to me. He snuggles against my leg, purring happily as I smile and scratch behind his ear.


Germany picks up his book to read and opens to his page,pulling out his bookmark...a picture of his kitten sleeping on his face.


I love my kitten. I love him to death and sometimes he's odd,but it doesn't bother me. Sometimes...these kinds of things happen,but no matter vat I love my little Italian schatz.

The end~