Omega: As you can guess from the title, I have decided to do some rap battles for Dark Souls characters. I hope all of you enjoy and feel free to leave any suggestions in a PM or Review. Now to the announcer.
Beast: Welcome all of DKS fans, to the first Dark Souls rap battle competition! First up we have
The Chosen Undead! (Dark Souls)
VS.
The Demon Slayer! (Demon Souls)
BEGIN
Demon Slayer:
You're the new age boy,
I'm the ORIGINAL!
Yeah you are tough,
But I started it all!
Slashing and Hacking,
Since before you were born!
I'm known all around,
As the demon's scorn!
You get to win the first boss fight,
Not right here!
You're game is easy,
That's plain and clear!
Chosen Undead:
Out with the old,
In the with the new!
I've killed Hollows,
Stronger than you!
You wanna try easy?
Go talk to Havel!
Then there's that bitch Quelaag,
Who turns ugly at her navel!
One more thing,
Before you think you have it in the bag!
Visit Blighttown,
And tell me about the lag!
Demon Slayer:
Sure boss fights,
are really a hassle.
But don't get me started,
On that Tower Knight asshole.
Big old shield,
And long ass lance.
He'll fuck you up,
Like you never had a chance!
With your hands,
You hold the fate of the Undead.
Now stand back,
Before I cut off your head!
Chosen Undead:
You threaten me with death?
That's pretty funny.
Last time I checked,
You suck demon dick for money.
Based on your skill,
You better be glad!
That I don't introduce you,
To Mr. Giantdad!
You think you're strong,
You think you're tall.
You killed one god,
I killed them all!
WHO IS VICTORIOUS?
WHO WILL DUKE IT OUT NEXT?
YOU DECIDE! (Or the authors.)
Omega: I hope you all got plain and clear
Khaos: Or my foot will be sticking out of ya rear!