Something I came up when I got bored, so it's nothing special. Don't blame me if it's not funny, I tried...
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10 ways you know you've been sucked into your Dynasty Warriors game is…
One: When you can't turn your head and see behind you.
Two: When you slash someone in half (or into pieces), and they still don't die.
Three: When you can't kill a tiger, even with a killer weapon.
Four: When you can fight with an Old Chinese Violin, a flute, feathers, and fans, but not with chopsticks.
Five: Where magic can do almost everything, but can't make things blow up/catch on fire.
Six: Where an invisible and mysterious force stops you from swimming…or taking a much needed bath.
Seven: Where you don't die, but instead you lay on the ground breathing and take a well deserved nap.
Eight: When you see pirates cosplaying as Tinkerbell and running around to make sure everyone hears his bells.
Nine: Where text messaging is taken to the next level: You can see it right in front of your eyes.
Ten: Where the Mary Sues/Gary Stus are killed off because no one likes them, or their kick butt skills.