Tweek vs. Craig!
Chapter 1
Mr. Adler
"This is shop class, my name is Mr. Adler, for the next week rather than your normal school, and you will be learning how to make things. Now does anyone know why you're in shop class?" I asked the confused looking children.
"Because we had to choose between this and home Eck, and we didn't want to be sissies?" I boy with a dark blue hat asked me.
"Wrong, you are here because you are America's suitor, and someday you will be lawyers or scientists. Most of you will be pluming gas or chasing sheep, and that's why we have shop class. "Ahhhhh" a fat boy with a light blue hat ahhed.
"Now let me make one thing nice and clear, I won't have kids who screw around, if you screw around, you could lose a hand or an eye. Who's the biggest troublemaker in this class? "Tweek is" the dark blue hated boy said again.
"No im not" it must have been Tweek.
"Yes you are Tweek, you always get in trouble" a green hated Jew shouted back at him. "Excuse me but Craig is the biggest troublemaker in the class" the fat boy said again. "You in the blue hat are you a trouble maker" I asked this crrraaaiiig!
"Noooooo" he answered back to me.
"You better not be because… hey did you just put your finger up at me" I shouted at him angrily frustrated with this annoying sweaty bunch already!
"No"
"Yes you did"
"Told you" cartman said.
"Mr. Adler, Mr. Adler" Stan said
"WHAT" I politely asked him
"Can we go the bells gone?"
"Yes piss off" I said frustrated said again!
Chapter 2
Stan
"Hey, Tweek and Craig are gonna fight, guys" I told the other people from the class.
"Really"?
"Yep"
"Coz that's funny, because, I've just seen Craig and Tweek on the way out of school" a blonde kid said. "That son of a bitch" cartman blurted out!
"There gonna fight; they just don't know it yet" Stan stated the obvious.
Me and Kyle walked over to tweaks house and rang the doorbell. "Tweek"
"Tweek" Kyle and I shouted for him.
He opened his window and yelled "what? What do you want?"
"How could you run away from the fight Tweek?" I asked him
"Me and Craig have know reason to fight each other" well that's true I thought. But me and cartman have a bet on that im gonna in and they ARE going to fight!
"Well Craig showed up" Kyle lied to him. "Everyone in the world now thinks you're a wussy" I stated the non obvious
"What, everyone in the world?" he jumped back from his window back into his room. I didn't come to the window again after that. "im not though" he mumbled.
"Well everyone else thinks that you are" I told him exert us obviously!
"WAIT ILL FIGHT"
"Tomorrow" Kyle asked him?
"Ok" he puffed it out finally!