June 7,1847
As I walk around the corner I saw some of the German's coming towards me, my name is Jones, Indiana Jones to be exact. As they came closer I pulled out my whip and flung it around the corner knocking out five Germans in one swing witch to me is record for the most knocked out in a row. Then out of the corner of my eye I saw a truck do a very un fashonable stop sending dust towards me so I turned and got shot in the back by a German so I fell to the ground and was knocked out.
As I woke up I saw a note for me it read
Dear Jones,
I hope you get better soon because I need you to get some thing inportant for me. It is in Brazil an it is a gold tiki head. I will send you five men that will help you.
With best regaurds,
Albert Rhinestone