Okay so I was EXTREMELY bored. It's really random and retarded. I haven't watched the movie in awhile so I might've gotten a few of the facts wrong.
I don't own Star Wars (obviously), but I did make up the screen names.
HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.
jedipodmaster: so alone
OBIWANKENOBI HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.
obiwankenobi: Anakin? Are you there?
jedipodmaster: yup
obiwankenobi: ...
jedipodmaster: master
obiwankenobi: I was referring to your screen name.
jedipodmaster: wat u dont like my sn?
obiwankenobi: No.
obiwankenobi: We have a meeting with the Chancellor. That's why I told you to come here.
jedipodmaster: o cool should i invite him?
obiwankenobi: He's on your BuddyList?
jedipodmaster: duh
obiwankenobi: I'd appreciate if you would use propper grammar while he's here.
jedipodmaster: yr ttly harshin my mello
jedipodmaster: jk
jedipodmaster: i'll b good
CHANCELLORPALPIE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.
chancellorpalpie: Hello, Master Kenobi.
chancellorpalpie: and Anakin. Thanks again for making me a screen name.
jedipodmaster: no prob
obiwankenobi: Anakin...
jedipodmaster: wat?
chancellorpalpie: Master Kenobi, I have a special assignment for you.
obiwankenobi: Yes, Chancellor?
chancellorpalpie: A friend of mine is in need of protection. If you wouldn't mind...
jedipodmaster: wtf? protection is 4 little ppl not jedi
obiwankenobi: Anakin, we will carry out our orders as we are told. Understood?
jedipodmaster: fine
chancellorpalpie: Actually, you might know her. Here, I'll invite her...
PADMEOFNABOO HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.
padmeofnaboo: Chancellor?
chancellorpalpie: Senator Amidala, I believe you know Mastor Kenobi and Anakin?obiwankenobi: Hello, Senator.
jedipodmaster: hi
padmeofnaboo: Ani? Is that you?
jedipodmaster: yeah...
obiwankenobi: Nice to see you, too.
padmeofnaboo: I should have known by your screen name.
jedipodmaster: yrs is nice 2
padmeofnaboo: Oh, Ani, you'll always be that little boy I knew on Tatooine. Now, Chancellor, I would like some answers. I don't want protection. I want to know who's trying to kill me.
obiwankenobi: Senator, our main priority right now is keeping you safe.
chancellorpalpie: Exactly.
jedipodmaster: we'll find out whos trying 2 kill u padme
obiwankenobi: Anakin, we have already discussed this.
jedipodmaster: but if we protect her then this mystery will unravel itself, right?
obiwankenobi: Anakin, we will not go through this exercise again.
jedipodmaster: wtf? u cant do anything 2 me thru im
obiwankenobi: I can warn you.
jedipodmaster: ...
chancellorpalpie: Well then, it's settled. I'm off to do Chancellor things.
padmeofnaboo: Yes, I should be going too.
obiwankenobi: Goodbye.
jedipodmaster: c ya l8er chancellor
jedipodmaster: bye padme
PADMEOFNABOO HAS LEFT THE CHAT.
CHANCELLORPALPIE HAS LEFT THE CHAT.
jedipodmaster: she barely recognized me!
obiwankenobi: She couldn't even see you.
jedipodmaster: ya but...
obiwankenobi: She was pleased to see us.
obiwankenobi: Pleased to see our screen names, really.
jedipodmaster: just bein around her again is...
jedipodmaster: intoxicating
obiwankenobi: Anakin, you haven't been around her, she's still on Naboo.
jedipodmaster: o
jedipodmaster: well being in a chat w/ her is intoxicating
jedipodmaster: she has the power to seduce through im!
obiwankenobi: What?
jedipodmaster: nvm i g2g
obiwankenobi: Okay.
obiwankenobi: Goodbye.
jedipodmaster: c ya
JEDIPODMASTER HAS LEFT THE CHAT.
obiwankenobi: What ever will I do with that kid?
OBIWANKENOBI HAS LEFT THE CHAT.
Reveiws are the best thing since iPods.