A/N: Hello, this is my first fan fiction, first of all if you're reading this I love you guys, second of all I know this really sucks but my brother loves assassins creed and won't stop talking about it or playing it so I watch him play it and I'm dedicating this to him because I love him. Go ahead and read.

Well, I'm Collin, I'm 23, and I'm just your everyday guy, except I'm an assassin of 2013. My friend Connor (Who's 22) and I train together. We were both recognized by the same old man, Achilles.

I have 2 brothers named Alan, (He's 8) Trevor, (He's 33) and I have one super annoying sister named Megan. (She's 18)

I am no ordinary assassin, I'm a pirate destined to sail the Caribbean seas. I have a ship named the Jackdaw. My crew mate Edward (He's 24) is helping me sail the Caribbean seas. Connors coming with us, everybody's wishing us good luck and don't get ourselves killed, strict order. It's not usual that I get peace and quiet, Connor and Edward fight... A lot! Boarded on the ship now we're gone, already seasick, most likely gonna puke.

"Edward how do you stand this!" I literally yelled.

"What?" Edward asked.

"Unbelievable!" I said. "I'm like seasick and dying and you're over here just, just, this is you La, la, la and this is me "I'm gonna barf." I said walking away.

Edward just shrugged his shoulders.

"Look it's a ship!" Connor yelled over excited. I'm pretty sure he was drunk but who knows, it's Connor.

"Dude shut up, it's a ship." Edward said.

"You replaced me in a video game." Connor said turning his back to Edward.

"That was on a total different note, you always have to blame that one on me it wasn't even my fault!" Edward said while crossing his arms over his chest.

"Hey guys guess what?" I asked.

All attention was on me. "What?" They both asked at the same time.

"Shut up, you guys need to learn how to live with people you hate and get along with them, for example your wife." said making the ending cheerful.

A/N: Will they forgive each other, or will they not listen to Collin's advice? So sorry it so short and it sucks.