This just kind of dawned on me spontaniously. Hopefully it's entertaining. It was actually quite fun to write! :D

Just to clear this up. This is in Lau's point of view. Wool=Opium. Sebastian=Drug dealer. I suppose the rest is self explanitory...

Disclaimer: I don't own Kuroshitsuji.


I was wandering 'round the town today
And for some wool I would surely pay.

Hiding behind my mischievous smile,
I decided to look and search for a while.

While strutting around the Devil's ground,
I came about a lovely sound.


A Black Sheep selling his wool
Would make a fool fall from his stool.


"If it isn't Sebastian!"
I started to question, looking for cops at bay.

"Please you creep, I'm a Black Sheep,
And it's a tight schedule today."

"I'd suppose you'd need for me to plead."
I poked and prodded and toyed.

His scowl grew foul, he looked like an owl,
And I smiled overjoyed.

"Baa, Baa, Blackest Sheep;
Have you any wool?"

He stuck up his chin and started to grin,
"Why yes sir, three bags full."

He started to pace, his gaze like a mace;
I tried not to shiver in fright.

But I kept my ground and moved around
Until I could stand in delight.

"One for my master, Ciel Phantomhive."
He hasn't died? Rest assured he's still alive.

"One for the cute and lovely dame."
I lost one to Lizzy, what a shame.

"And one for the little boy who lives down the lane."
That Alois Trancy was always a pain.

And so I dropped my head in defeat,
As his grin grew only wider.

"Good day, kind sir." said he when walked away me
To go find Claude the spider.


Well that's it. Please Review! And if you wish for more Children's Rhyme stuff please leave a suggestion.

I wonder what Claude sells...

Peace Out :)
Vespa