Not your typical PJO Percabeth fanfic, a lot more real life issues that were kind of non apparent in the books, such as; Puberty and growing up in general.

I don't own Percy Jacksons and The Olympians, or The Heroes of Olympus, i wish i did, but sadly i don't.

Ps. this story starts of in The Sea Of Monsters, Percy and Annabeth are 13, and starting to go through puberty.

Chapter 1. Oh Gods I'm Naked.

Percy's POV.

The dreamy look melted off Annabeth's face.

She rushed over to my cage. "All right, which one is you?"

I squealed, but so did all the other guinea pigs. Annabeth looked desperate.

She scanned the room and spotted the cuff of my jeans sticking out from under the loom.

Yes!

She rushed over and rummaged through my pockets.

But instead of bringing out Riptide, she found ht bottle of Hermes multivitamins and started struggling with the cap.

I wanted to scream at her that this wasn't the the time for taking supplements!

She had to draw the sword!

She popped a lemon chewable in her mouth just as the door flew open and Circe came back in, flanked by two of her business-suited attendants.

"Well" Circe sighed, "how fast a minute passes. What is your answer, my dear?"

"This," Annabeth said, and she drew her bronze knife.

The sorceress stepped back, but her surprise quickly passed, She sneered.

"Really, little girl, a knife against my magic? Is that wise?"

Circe looked back at her attendants, who smiled. They raised their hands as if preparing to cast a spell.

Run! I wanted to tell Annabeth, but all i could make were rodent noises. The other guinea pigs squealed in terror and scuttled around the cage. I had the urge to panic and hide, too, but i had to think of something!

I couldn't stand to lose Annabeth the way i had lost Tyson.

"What will Annabeth's makeover be?" Circe mused. "Something small and ill-tempered. I know... a shrew!"

Blue fire coiled from her fingers curling like serpents around Annabeth. I watched, horror struck, but nothing happened. Annabeth was still Annabeth, only angrier. She leaped forward and stuck the tip of her knife against Circe's neck.

"How about turning me into a panther instead? One that has her claws at your throat!"

"How!?" Circe yelped.

Annabeth held up my bottle of vitamins for the sorceress to see. Circe howled in frustration.

"Curse Hermes and his multivitamins! Those are such a fad! They do nothing for you."

"Turn Percy back to a human or else!" Annabeth yelled at Circe.

"I can't!"

"Then you asked for it!"

Circe's attendants stepped forward, but their mistress said, "Get back! She's immune to magic until that cursed vitamin wears off."

Annabeth dragged Circe over to the guinea pig cage, knocked the top off, and poured the rest of the vitamins inside.

"No!" Circe screamed as Annabeth stabbed her.

I was the first to get a vitamin, but all the the other guinea pigs scuttled out, too, and checked out this new food.

The first nibble, and i felt all fiery inside. I gnawed at the vitamin until it stopped looking so huge, and the cage got smaller, and then suddenly, bang!

The cage exploded.

I was sitting on the floor, a human again.

Annabeth gasped.

"Um... Percy you've got no clothes on." Annabeth's face was as red as the strawberries in fields back at camp.

I looked down.

I had no clothes.

Oh Gods i'm naked. Annabeth is there. Oh Gods oh gods oh gods.

She doesn't seem to notice that i'm surrounded by other naked men, with very long beards.

I quickly cover up myself with my hands, Annebeth catches on and grabs me my clothes hands and hands them to me, only looking at my face and quickly turning the other way.

This is one thing i will never speak of. Ever again, i'm pretty sure Annabeth feels the same way.

Thats all folks, leave me a review to tell me what you think of it.

-DivergentMockingjayC