In all honesty, I've been terribly lazy and I've been procrastinating on everything lately. I'm a bad influence, sorry.

Anyway, I've been collaborating with The Temptress Rises on a few things (and trying to get her to write, darn it). I have a few new ideas that I roped her into. So, not sure when that stuff'll be released, if at all.

I'm debating about putting some stuff up for adoption, but nothing official as of yet. I'm not even sure if I will. I'll keep you folks posted. So, CAFÉ EVANS sequel is in the works. As of right now, it's titled "Finding Home," however that is subject to change… if I can think of something better. On top of that, I've been researching stuff for a story I want to write and attempt to publish. I'll keep you guys posted on that, too.

So, as to why this little thing was written: I was sitting at home watching The Partridge Family and my mom made a comment on something. Let's just say, that lead to me singing something for half an hour. :-P Luckily, it's no longer stuck in my head.

The characters should be easy to recognize (Liz, Patti, and Kid.)

Well, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater or anything else mentioned in this story.

Insanity

by iOc

"My bologna has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R…"

"Patti, please be quiet… Kid, make her be quiet."

:sigh: "Sorry, Liz. There's nothing I can do."

"My bologna has a second name,
It's M-E-Y-E-R…"

"…Why is she so tone deaf?"

"You're related to her."

"Yeah, but I'm not tone deaf. In fact, I'm pitch perfect."

:grumble:

"What was that?"

"N…nothing. Why do you ask? …Liz, why are you looking at me with such murderous intent?"

"Tell me what you just mumbled, Kid. If you value your life…"

"Oh, I love to eat it every day,
And if you ask me, what I'll say…!"

"Er, I just said that you really aren't pitch perfect."

:smack!:

"…ow…"

"That's right, 'ow,' you jerk! You're lucky to even have me around. Do you know what would happen if I just up and left you high and dry?"

"I'd be asymmetrical…?"

"And?"

"…And stuck with Patti— For the love of god, Liz! Don't leave me alone with her!"

"'Cause Oscar Meyer has a way
With B-O-L-O-G-N-A!"

"Be grateful that she's my sister and I refuse to leave her anywhere where she isn't happy or safe."

"…She's stopped singing. Oh, thank god. Now we can a moment's peace. I won't go insane! Hallelujah!"

"What a relief…"

:silence:

"Hey, Kid?"

"Hm?"

"Where did Patti go?"

"She was here a second ago…"

"Liz, Kid! Lookie look!"

"Er, nice elepha—"

"I'm going to break your trunk, Mr. Elephant!"

"We're not going to survive, are we?"

"Die, Mr. Elephant. Die!"

"Nope."

"Joy."

"And the winner is, Patricia Thompson! Wah-hoo!"

"Great, now she's starting to sound like Black Star."

"Technically, she's older, which means that Black Star sounds like her."

"Ding dong,
Mr. Elephant is dead…"

"…Kid?"

"Yeah?"

"Shut up."

"Mr. Elephant? Mr. Elephant!
Ding dong,
Mr. Elephant is dead!

"Wake up, you sleepy head,
Rub your eyes, get out of up,
Mr. Elephant is dead!

"He's gone,Where the dead ones go,
Below, below,
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.

"Ding dong,
The merry-oh, sing it high, sing it 'em know
Mr. Elephant is dead!"

"…Did she just…?"

"Yep."

"We're going to die, aren't we?"

"More like, lose our minds and end up killing one another."

"Oh, I wish I were and Oscar Meyer wiener,
That is what I truly want to be-ee-ee…"

So, yeah. That's pretty much what's been going through my head.

If you're never heard either of the Oscar Meyer songs, you seriously haven't had a childhood. I used to sing them all the time and I wanted to audition for the commercial some years ago when there redid them and everything, but I never got the chance. Boo.

I don't know what I'll get done next, so here's to hoping for a quick update! …If I can pull myself away from InuYasha for more than five minutes… Why is that so darn good?