Todd Tribute
Author note. I did this parody song for an array of reasons. Its based on a theme song from "ALF the Animated Series" from the 1980s.
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Todd, you're an amazing case, because you're the most decent member of your vampiric race.
Listen Todd, you may be a Wraith but you're only one that makes us feel safe.
So Todd, Todd, this is the case, there is no one like you in this place.
Now a Hive Ship is cause for a fuss.
A Hive Ship is really no place for us.
But Todd, humans don't have to live in gloom. You're the only one who can save us from doom.
Todd, you're an amazing case, cause you're the most decent member of your vampiric race.
Listen Todd, you maybe a Wraith but you're only one that can makes us feel safe.
So Todd, Todd, this is the case, there is no one like you in this place.
Hey T-O-O-D-D! You make us feel SAFE!
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Author note. Well that's the song. It's probably rough on the edges, but I did my best. Review and let me know what you think.