Hey... You're probably wondering why im talking to you right now... I am too... Actually, the only reason im even doing this is cause im bored... As in really bored... As in the kind of bored that causes you to say stuff which has absolutely no value... Which is what im doing right now... Pretty amazing, dont you think? Anyway since im bored to death I might as well tell you about myself. Im Jacob Black. Well thats pretty much the most exciting thing about me. The rest is pretty lame. I study at Forks High, which isn't pretty bad, unless you're me of course. The people who rule most of, no wait, the whole school are Edward, along with Rosalie, Jasper, who are pretty much the worst people in the world. Emmett on the other hand, is a cheerful bloke, who has all the girls, and some of the guys, too. Me, on the other hand, seems to be the butt of Life's personal joke. Yeah, its that bad. So yeah... Thats me... Really exciting, huh?