Chapter One – First Day
/ Chloe is unpacking in her new dorm at Berkeley and is awaiting the arrival of her best friend Stephanie Vanderbilt. But whilst she is unpacking her phone starts ringing, she picks it up and see's Aunt Lorelai on the caller ID and smiles and answers it.
Chloe: Hello, Chloe's, house of horrors. How may I direct your call?
Lorelai: Are you hiring?
Chloe: No, sorry ma'am, we aren't, but you can leave your name and can you also send your resume to us, if you want?
Lorelai: Uh, games over niece of mine.
Chloe: Why aunt lo?
Lorelai: You called me Ma'am. I'm not old enough to be a ma'am. I can still bare children. My eggs are still viable.
Chloe: Eww, too much information Auntie Lore. So, how, come the early morning phone?
Lorelai: Can't I just phone my favourite niece, without an ulterior motive?
Chloe: I'm your only niece.
Lorelai: And whose fault is that?
Chloe: Mom and Dad's and the fact I'm an only child. We are getting way off topic here. What's the reason for the phone call Aunt?
Lorelai: Ok fine. You remember that stuff; I told you happened the night of the test run and what happened that night?
Chloe: How Rory lost her virginity to her married ex-boyfriend and then you and her had a fight after you caught then. Then you shipped her off to Europe for the summer.
Lorelai: I didn't ship her off! I just needed her to gain some perspective about the situation she has put herself in and the only way to do that is to remove her temporarily from the situation.
Chloe: Okay, so how are you and Rory now. The last time, I talked to her she was mad and upset at you. She told me her side of the story and I didn't rat you out about you telling me before she did, so relax. I haven't heard from her in weeks so that's going on now?
Lorelai: We made up during the summer. She wrote him a letter which I gave to him and Lindsay found the letter and they had a very public breakup. Rory hasn't spoken to him since.
Chloe: Oh wow, it's good you and Lola made up. So what do you need me to do?
Lorelai: It's nothing really.
Chloe: Just tell me. You know me I always want to help out family and friends.
Lorelai: Okay fine. Now, that you back at Yale after your year of fun, so jealous by the way about that. I need you keep an eye on Rory. Force her to get out more and gain more collegiate experiences. I don't want her missing out on anything. Also, try to make sure she doesn't get back together with Dean.
Chloe: Hey I needed that year; I needed a break from all of the obligations. Okay, I will keep an eye on her and I will keep her busy enough so that she won't any time thinking about Dean. But, I doubt she will like any of my friends. Don't misunderstand me Aunt Lore, Rory is nice to me because we know each other and grew up together. But, Rory has a habit of judging people and jumping to the worst possible conclusion before getting to know them.
Lorelai: Can't, really help there kid apart from asking Rory to give them a chance. I don't envy you with all the stuff you go through with your parents and both sets of grand-parents.
Chloe: Okay, enough of the heavy stuff. How are Gigi and Uncle Chris? It's a bit weird having two cousins now. Is it weird having more than one kid, Auntie Lore?
Lorelai: They are great. Gigi looks more and more like Rory did at this age. I'll send you recent pictures. Sweetie, it's not weird at all, it's wonderful. I'm also letting you know that Rory is moving into her dorm today and I thought that you might to see her because I heard from Francine, that you moved in yesterday.
Chloe: Yea, I did, into Berkeley 206. Where is Rory living?
Lorelai: Branford 101. So, how about this weekend, Chris is out of town for business, we can start up our infamous Gilmore-Hayden movie nights, just you me, Rory, Gigi and whoever, any of us want to invite. There, we can discuss what's new in our lives.
Chloe: Sure, that sounds good. Branford, okay I think I might pop in and see her in a bit. Plus, can I bring two friends to move night this weekend I have some epic news I need to share.
Lorelai: What kind of news? Sure, the more the merrier.
Chloe: Oh no, I'm telling you and Rory this weekend, it's only fair I tell you both at the same time.
Lorelai: Meany
Chloe: No, just fair. Oh crap, I have to go see you this weekend Lo.
Lorelai: See you then Hun.
/ Chloe turns off her phones and grabs her keys and walks over to Branford. Searches for Rory's dorm and finds it. Knocks on the door. Paris opens the door.
Paris: Oh it's you
Chloe: Nice to see you to Paris. But I'm here to see Rory, is she in?
Paris: No.
Paris then shuts the door in Chloe's face.
Chloe: Nice to see you to Paris. Always a pleasure.
/ Chloe decides to call Rory instead.
Marty: I always thought I looked a lot like my uncle jerry, gee mom seemed to really like him.
Rory: I cannot believe this, after all this time your mother tells you now.
Marty: I swear my dad looked relieved. Rory's phone rings
Rory: Sorry Marty, I'm going to have to take this, it's probably important.
Marty: It's Okay, go ahead. And Rory answers the call to Chloe.
Rory: Hey Minnie, What's up?
Chloe: Hey Lola, nothing really, I came by your dorm and you were not there. I thought you were moving in this weekend. Did I get the weekend wrong?
Rory: No, you didn't, I bumped into my friend, Marty and we went for coffee. Why don't you come and join us, we are still by the coffee cart.
Chloe: OH, I should have known you can't last long without coffee. Sure, I'll be there in 10 because I have to pick something up from my dorm and I'll finally meet your so called friend Marty. Order me a Large Coffee please. Plus, I have big news.
Rory: Minnie, what's the news? Tell me!
Chloe: It's a surprise and its news that cannot be given over the phone, cuz. You also have to promise not to tell your mother I told you before her. I'm planning on telling everyone this weekend so act surprised when I tell, Aunt Lore.
Rory: Okay, fine but I need to remind you because forgot that me and Marty, we are just friends! Plus, coffee is the elixir of life, didn't my mom teach you anything and I will order the coffee for you cuz. Love you.
Chloe: Your mother did teach me coffee should be worshipped and sure you are. See you soon. Bye babe, love you.
Rory hangs up. Rory walks over and purchases Chloe's coffee.
Rory: Sorry about that, it was my cousin she's a year above me at Yale; she recently took a year off. She's back this year for her junior year.
Marty: No it's okay. I didn't know you have a cousin, let alone a cousin that goes to Yale as well.
Rory: That's because of her last name and that's why, people don't see the connection with Chloe and I.
Marty: What her last name?
Rory: It's Hayden. Her full name is Chloe Elizabeth Hayden. She's my dad's big brother's daughter. My dad's niece and my cousin. We have always been close since from the day I was born.
Marty: Must be nice having family around though.
Rory: Yea, it is. Do you mind if she joins us for coffee? I know I already invited her and I know that we were still talking about our summers, but Chloe's cool.
Marty: Yea, that's fine, but why do you call her Minnie?
Rory: It's kind of because she's so short.
Rory and Marty resume the conversation before the phone call.
Rory: I'm sure your Dad didn't look relieved.
Marty: So, what did you do over your summer?
Rory: We so should have started with me.
Colin, Finn and Logan are walking past Rory and Marty. Colin bumps into Marty.
Marty: OH Sorry.
Colin: Seriously, You couldn't see me there.
Finn: Not everyone stares at you Colin.
Logan: Hey, I know you don't I. Wait, Wait, wait don't tell me, I'm seeing a uniform of some sort.
Finn: Maytag Repairman.
Marty: I've bartended for you, for your parties.
Logan: That's right. You're a talented man. He makes a kick-ass margarita.
Marty: Uh, Thanks. Logan: It's good to see you again, what's your name?
Marty: Marty, Uh...This is Rory
Finn: Hi
Logan: Assuming your services are still available this year, your financial situation hasn't changed at all.
Marty: No.
Just then Chloe walks over, distractedly looking in her bag for her purse. She finds it and rushes to greet Rory.
Chloe: Sorry Lola, I'm late, I went back to my suite and I just lost track unpacking there.
Rory: It's okay Minnie, We haven't been waiting long, here's your coffee and this is Marty. Rory gestures to Marty.
Chloe: Hi, I'm Chloe, Rory only calls me Minnie.
Marty: Nice to meet you.
Chloe finally notices that they have company and looks up to see the smiling faces of Logan, Finn and Colin.
Chloe: Clyde! Chloe jumps into Logan's arms and he start's spinning her around making her squeal. He then puts her down and pulls her in for a kiss.
Colin and Finn suddenly start singing My Bonnie. They belt it out much to the amusement of Chloe and Logan. Rory and Marty looked confused.
Logan: Hey, Bonnie, miss me.
Chloe: So course I did, But, I'm not going to say as much as you want me to in order for me not to inflate that gigantic ego, any bigger than it is.
Logan: I love the way you sweet talk me. I also love you very much.
Chloe: That's nice to know. "The I love you part I mean".
Logan: That's all you're going to say! Logan looks mock-offended
Chloe: Was I supposed to say anything else. Chloe looks innocently at Logan.
Logan: That's it! I'm going to make you pay for that. Logan starts tickling Chloe and Chloe starts squirming.
Logan: Say it! Say you love me.
Chloe: No. Logan stop! I can't breathe.
Logan: I will, when you admit you love me.
Logan keeps tickling her. Chloe tries to escape but cannot.
Chloe: Fine, fine you win, I really love you so much. Is it sufficient?
But before Logan can answer a throat clearing I heard coming from Colin and Finn's way. Finn and Colin look mock offended towards Chloe
Finn: Little one, I'm feeling a bit neglected here.
Colin: Yea, Princess, don't you love us as much as you love Logan.
Chloe: I love you both differently to how I love Logan, but I did miss you loads.
Then Chloe opens up her arms as Logan whispers in her ears it is.
Suddenly Chloe found herself out of Logan's embrace and being fiercely hugged by both Colin and Finn. This was broken by a cough from Rory.
Rory: Umm...Minnie, How do you know these guys and why does each of them have nicknames for you?
Chloe: Umm...Lola the nicknames are kind of a long story. But how I know them is that I met them in boarding school, during middle school, and could never get rid of them after that. Rory, I'd like to introduce you to my fiancé Logan Huntzberger that was the news I was going to tell you. These two are our friends Colin and Finn. Remember Lola you promised not to tell.
Chloe: Logan, Colin and Finn, meet Rory, my cousin from my dad's side. Her full name is Lorelai Leigh Gilmore-Hayden. Everyone calls her Rory.
Rory: You're Fiancé! How did this happen? When did this happen? The last I checked you were single. I haven't forgotten my promise, I always keep them. A Gilmore always keeps to their word.
Chloe: Yes, well that's a long story, which ends up with Logan proposing and I said yes. Sensing Rory's disapproval Chloe asks what's wrong Rory? I thought you would be happy that I'm happy. I'll give you the whole story when I tell aunt Lo, you, Steph and Honor.
Rory: Whose Honor and Steph?
Chloe: Honor is Logan's sister and Steph is my roommate and they are both my best friends.
Rory looks dumbfounded and glares when she sees a smirk on Logan's face.
Looking between the guys and Rory and Marty.
Chloe: Did I miss something? What were you guys all talking about before I got here?
Logan: Nothing, Bon. Chloe narrows her eyes.
Chloe: What did you say to my cousin, the nicest person ever to get glares from?
Finn: Little one, before you get mad, we were just teasing.
Chloe: Teasing how and in what way? Clyde, you know Rory will tell me later you know that right.
Logan: We just talked to Marty and how he bar-tends for me.
Chloe: Really? Is that all you said? She looks sceptically at all of the boys.
Colin: Yes dear.
Logan: Would I lie to you?
Chloe: Yes, many times.
Logan: That hurt right here (gestures to his heart) bonnie!
Chloe: Rolls eyes you'll live.
Logan: But, most of the reasons I lie to you is too, is because I want to surprise you.
Chloe: Oh okay, if that all it was then you all just got off on the wrong foot. Have about a clean slate, Lola?
Rory: Okay fine, but only for you Minnie.
Marty: Ok. Colin, Finn and Logan agreed.
Chloe: I know your confused Lola, but why don't you have dinner with me the boys and my roommate Steph. I'll explain everything.
Rory: I don't know Min.
Chloe: I'll tell you everything you want to know and plus I'm providing a free dinner and it will give the most important people in life time to get know one another. It's about time you all met each other.
Rory: Okay fine if it means that much to you, how about tonight at 8 at the Lucky dragon, have you heard of it. Chloe flings her arms around Rory and gives her a big hug.
Chloe: We will see you then. We will just leave you and Marty alone now. Boys let's go and see if Steph has got here yet?
Logan: Okay Bon. Logan suddenly picks up Chloe and she squeals and throws her over his shoulder.
Logan looks to Colin and Finn.
Logan: Coming, guys.
Finn: Yea
Colin: Yes
Chloe: Logan, I can walk fine, put me down!
Logan: No can do Bon. Logan sprints off with Chloe laughing the entire way with Colin and Finn in tow.
Leaving behind a shocked Rory and a confused Marty.
/ Logan, Colin, Finn and Chloe arrive at Chloe and Stephanie's Dorm.
Chloe: Okay Logan, you can put me down now.
Logan: No can do coco.
Chloe: LOGAN! Put me down now or no sex for a week.
Both Colin and Finn start laughing at the look on Logan's face.
Logan: Okay fine. Logan put's Chloe down and they all walk into the dorm's living room and sit down.
Colin: So…
Chloe: So what?
Finn: Your cousin seems nice.
Chloe: She is nice to people who are nice to her friends. So, you guys probably said something and talked in a way to Marty that Rory didn't like and she did what she normally does and judges people. So, it's your fault you kind of proved her right about rich people beings snobs.
Logan: We are not snobs, well, maybe Colin is, but just because we are rich doesn't give her a right to judge us.
Chloe: I know and I will talk to her about it because we will be seeing more of her because I found out from Uncle Richard that Rory wasn't inducted last year for the LDB. That idiot Robert forget to check for any legacies, bloody hell I even told him of Rory before we left because the LDB is her birth-right. So, we are inducting her this time around and to make up for our oversight, we have to give her an exclusive, an article about the LDB that is the terms her Great Granmother Lorelai set.
Colin: WHAT! Are you insane? She will expose us. It's one thing to correct an oversight but, we need to retain our anonymity.
Logan: Relax Colin. I will pitch the idea and plant the idea of a secret society and be her inside contact and go over the conditions to observing the event. Chloe will give her all the details about being inducted when she's at the event. We will ask there to be no names printed and proof-read the article before it is sent to Doyle.
Colin: Ok fine, this better work Hayden, Huntzberger.
Finn: It will Colin. Now let's toast to a new year at Yale.
Steph then walks out of her room and sees her friends. Chloe sees Steph and flings herself at Steph and they both start squealing. Chloe shows Steph the ring on her finger and Steph starts squealing again. She then tackles Logan in a hug.
Steph: Oh my god. Chloe and Logan are getting married.
Finn: I know when I found out, I almost fainted.
Colin: Who would have thought Huntz would willingly want to get married and be the first of us to do so.
Chloe: I still can't believe it either. Me Chloe points to herself is getting married.
Logan: Believe it, because soon you'll be Mrs Chloe Huntzberger.
Chloe gushes over the name. Steph sits down and asks what they were talking about.
Chloe: We were talking about my cousin Rory's induction to the LDB. She should have inducted last year but Robert being the idiot he is, forgot about her.
Steph: Yeah, I knew that before. So, does the innocent cousin know about you and Logan and all the fun you have been having for the last seven years.
Chloe: Yea, she knows that I and Logan are engaged but she doesn't know anything of my life at Yale before she got here. I'm haven't told her because Rory can be a little naïve sometimes.
Finn: So, little one, Cousin Rory doesn't know of all the naughty things you have done.
Chloe: So what? Like your one to talk Mr I have naked phases, cannot get up before noon or sinking a yacht in Fiji.
Colin: I still can't believe he sunk the yacht. We were being so careful with the keys.
Logan: Well, Colin you're the one that left the keys lying around.
Steph: Before we get stuck in this argument again. Chloe, when am I meeting this cousin of yours? It's not fair the boys have met her before me, your best friend.
Logan: I'm her fiancée.
Steph: But I'm her best friend. I'm more important.
Before an inevitable argument would commence Chloe said.
Chloe: Guys, stop you both, just as important to me. Actually, Steph, you're meeting her tonight for dinner at the Lucky Dragon with the boys. Hopefully, you'll make a better first impression on her then these three.
Steph: Oh god, what did they do?
Chloe: From what I got from these three, they talked down to one of Rory's friends. Rory of course, took offence to that.
Steph: Well, I'm sure you guys can win her over by showing her your real-selves' right boys.
Logan: Right
Finn: Sure love.
Colin: Ok. We are going to my dorm for a bit, so, we will leave you guys here.
Chloe: Okay, but come back for lunch at 1. Logan kisses Chloe goodbye.
Logan, Colin and Finn agree and leave.
Chloe: I need a favour Steph.
Steph: Sure, what do you need?
Chloe: I need you to come with me to Stars Hollow this weekend for a movie night with my aunt Lorelai, my cousin Gigi, Rory, me and Honor. Me and Logan are planning on telling the family this weekend and I will be grateful for the support, when telling Aunt Lore, I also think it would be best if Logan wasn't there when I tell her.
Steph: I thought your Aunt was cool?
Chloe: She is, but she will disapprove of me getting married so young and the world the groom comes from. Basically, she will think I'm becoming my mother.
Steph: Just show her that you and Logan really do love each other and want to share a life together. Also, show her that just because you're getting married doesn't mean you aren't going to be a lawyer and take over the family firm. Or that, you are going to be society wife because it will never nor will that ever be you.
Chloe: Steph, thank you. I need to ask you something as well.
Steph: What is it, Chloe?
Chloe: Will you, be a Bridesmaid in my wedding please?
Steph: Oh my god, Chloe. Yes, of course I will.
Chloe: I think we should start getting ready for lunch, it's almost 12.30pm. The boys will be here in 30 minutes.
Steph: You're right, let's get moving.
Both of them rushed around getting ready and making sure they looked good for the outside world to see. Then, suddenly there was a knock on the door. Chloe went to open it and there standing there looking all regal and poised was Honor Huntzberger.
Chloe: Honor, honey hi. Chloe said pulling Honor into a bear hug.
Honor Pulled back. Honor: Hi Sissy.
Chloe: Did Logan tell you already?
Honor: Tell me what? Do you two, have something to announce?
Chloe: We do have news to tell you, but you'll have to wait until both Logan and I are together to find out the news properly, it wouldn't feel right telling you on my own.
Honor: Ok, fine so how long do I have to wait to find out the news?
Chloe: Logan will be here in 5. We will tell you then. But, first I need a favour.
Honor: What do you need?
Chloe: I need you to come to Stars Hollow and come to the annual Gilmore-Hayden movie night weekend starting from Saturday until Monday morning. You'll get to meet my Aunt Lore and cousins Gigi and Rory and Steph and I will be there as well. So, what do you think?
Honor: If, it means that much to you, I'll come to the movie night. Are we car-pooling there?
Steph: We will have so much fun!
Chloe: Yes, because I am the only one out of us three, that knows the way to stars hollow apart from, Rory. I'm already driving Steph; one more won't make a difference.
Knock on the door
Chloe answers the door to Logan, Colin and Finn.
Chloe: Hey and kisses Logan full on the mouth. Logan deepens kiss and they don't stop until a throat is loudly cleared.
Chloe: Oh I forgot Honor's here, Logan I think we should tell her now.
Honor: Are you going to tell me your news, now?
Logan: Hi to you to, really? Okay, let's tell her.
Logan, Chloe: Were engaged they tell Honor. Honor in turn squeal and hugs both of them tightly.
Honor: I'm so happy for you little brother and you Chloe welcome to the family, sister in law.
Finn: To celebrate, let's go out to Lunch at Mystique. It has amazing Thai food.
/ They are sitting eating their food. When the wedding topic comes up.
Honor: Have you told Mom and Dad you're engaged, yet? They will be pleased with the match. You are marrying a Hayden. So will, Grandpa.
Logan: We are telling them at Brunch on Sunday.
Steph: How about you Chlo, how are telling your parents and family?
Chloe: We are telling both sets of my Grandparents at Lunch on Saturday and I'm telling Aunt Lore and Uncle Chris, when we visit. Mom and Dad will find out on Thursday at breakfast when I have to go to the weekly breakfast.
Colin: So Logan, how are given any thought to who the best man is going to be?
Logan: I hadn't really thought about it yet.
Colin: I'm volunteering for the role if that's possible.
Finn: NO! I'm Logan's best man.
Logan: How about we flip for it, tails Colin, Finn heads.
Logan flips the coin and it lands on heads.
Logan: Finn you're my best man. Colin, you're groomsmen.
Chloe: Honor, will you be a Bridesmaid?
Honor: Of course I will, Sissy. Who's your maid of honour?
Chloe: I want to ask, Rory.
Colin: Really from what we have seen of reporter girl, she really doesn't like Logan or any of us.
Chloe: She's like my sister guys. We grew up together and I'm sure once, she gets to know the real people behind the society masks then they will love you as much as I love you all.
/ They finish up eating. Steph and Honor go shopping. Finn decides he wants to find the redhead from the night before but cannot remember where she lived or her name. He persuaded his friends to help him. Soon they went back to Yale to search through all of the residential buildings.
Chloe: Why did I get dragged into finding Finn's forgotten bimbo, from the night before?
Finn: Because you love me, Love.
Chloe: It's debatable right now.
Finn: You wound me.
Chloe: You'll live.
Colin makes Finn focus on the each building.
Colin: okay, Finn last building please say it looks familiar.
Finn: Uhh
Logan: Apparently, it doesn't look familiar
Finn: No hold on; hold on, yes there, this is where she lives.
Rory: Excuse me, can I help you?
Logan: No thanks.
Chloe: Logan don't be rude. Rory, how are you and what are you up to?
Rory: Nothing, just putting up these flyers.
Chloe walk's off to see what Colin and Finn are doing. Rory follows.
Chloe: Finn, I don't think your red head lives here.
Rory: Hey.
Logan: Don't put your number, don't put your number.
Finn: I'm not putting my number; I'm putting your number.
Rory: That's my room.
Chloe: That's how I know.
Logan: Okay, put my number.
Chloe: Logan, please stop teasing my cousin.
Logan: Relax, I'm only joking Bon.
Finn: Are you sure, this is your room?
Chloe stifles her giggles.
Rory: I'm sure.
Finn: I could have sworn it was her room.
Rory: What's her name? Maybe I know her.
Chloe: Good luck getting that out of him. He can barely remember what day it is.
Finn: Hey!
Chloe raises her eyebrow.
Finn: It was short.
Rory: I can understand your disappointment losing out on a potential soul mate like that but that is my room.
Logan: Sorry about the mix up with my friend, he means no harm; he needs to learn that Guinness and blondes don't mix.
Finn: Redheads!
Colin and Finn go up the stairs.
Logan: We sincerely apologise and leave you to put up this poster of this really old guy.
Rory: Professor Asher Fleming.
Logan: What! They were out of Orlando Bloom.
Chloe groans knowing what's about to happen.
Rory: Professor Fleming died last week. We are throwing him a wake.
Logan: So were you and Fleming. Logan gestures wildly. Chloe laughs.
Rory: NO!
Logan: Sorry! Just your putting up a poster of the man you can see why I get the impression he's a little bit more than a teacher.
Chloe: You know most people will jump to that conclusion, if you're seen putting up posters of him.
Rory gives Chloe a meaningful look.
Rory: Well he was more than a teacher he was a great writer and an inspiration in many other things you couldn't possibly understand.
Chloe: Rory.
Logan: You don't like me, you don't know me but you don't like me.
Rory: I know you.
Chloe: Rory
Logan: You do.
Chloe: Logan
Rory: We met yesterday.
Logan looks confused. Chloe scowls at Logan
Chloe: I can't believe you forgot meeting my cousin yesterday. Do you still remember who I am?
Logan: It slipped my mind, Chloe and I will always remember you. You're my Bonnie.
Rory interrupts with.
Rory: With Marty? My friend Marty? He bartended for you.
Logan: Yes Marty, I'm sorry off course I met you yesterday with Marty, it must have slipped my mind nice to see you again
Rory: Rory! And you're forgetting the small fact of you being engaged to my cousin and I'm hoping for my cousin feelings that you actually remember her actual name.
Logan turns around and sees Chloe leaning against the pillar watching the scene between the two like it was the best play she ever saw.
Logan: Didn't I just prove that and nice to see you again, Rory you're looking well. Angry works for you.
Rory: I'm not angry, just irritated.
Logan: By me?
Rory: Yes
Logan: Because I forgot who you are?
Rory: Because you speak to people as if they are below you.
Logan: People?
Rory: Marty!
Logan: Uhh, your friend Marty?
Chloe: It's debatable. I think he likes Rory in a more than friend's way.
Rory gives Chloe a glare and Chloe puts her hands up as if to surrender.
Rory: Yes my Friend Marty as she says the friend she looks at Chloe to emphasize her point. You talked to him like he was dirt and that's why I'm looking at you like this?
Logan: I'm sorry what did I say was so bad. I said hello and I said he made a kick-ass margarita.
Rory: It's not what you said it, it's how you said it.
Logan: And how did I say it?
Rory: Like Judi Dench.
Logan: Ouch.
Chloe: Whoa Lola, that's bit harsh.
Rory: Just because someone doesn't have money or a fancy family doesn't mean they are inferior to you.
Logan: I agree.
Rory: Just because somebody is a bartender at a party for you and your friends it doesn't mean you can talk to them like a servant.
Logan: Well...
Chloe: Oh, crap.
Rory: What!
Logan: I hired him, I paid him, and he served that's what a servant does.
Rory: Are you serious?
Logan: For the sake of argument.
Rory: He was doing a job!
Logan: A job he took willingly.
Rory: Some people have to work.
Logan; I bet if you ask him he will tell you that he made excellent tips that night because my friends tend to enjoy a refill.
Rory: Not the point.
Logan: To a bartender tips are very much the point.
Rory: Just because, you pay someone doesn't mean you can speak to them as if they are beneath you.
Logan: Actually the fact that this is free country mean that I can speak to anyone in manner in which I chose however the rules of civilised society may frown upon certain obvious show of snobbery. So, if that's your argument.
Rory: I don't have an argument.
Logan: I can give you a moment to formulate one if you want to continue.
Rory: I'm busy
Logan: You concede.
Rory: I don't like it when people hurt my friends.
Logan: And you react when goaded.
Rory: I'm not goaded. I'm so far from goaded get out your compass and I'll show you how far from goaded I am.
Logan: I think we got a serious debater in our midst.
Finn comes rushing down the stairs.
Finn: Logan, Little one, I've found her. Finn rushes back up the stairs.
Logan: Tell Marty I said hi and I promise to remember you, Rory, next time. Now tell me that wasn't fun.
Rory looks at him blankly. Logan walks up the stairs. He says.
Logan: Master and commander.
Rory: The movie?
Logan: That's what I want you to call me from now on. Logan continues up the stairs.
Rory turns to Chloe with an irritated look.
Chloe: He's just teasing.
Rory: That wasn't teasing, that was him being annoying.
Chloe: He wouldn't have goaded you so far if you hadn't flown off the handle at every word. Lola, you were quite defensive.
Rory: I was not.
Chloe: He only riled you up because your reactions were so funny to see.
Rory: I was defending a friend.
Chloe: Okay. Honestly was he really like Judi Dench? Logan does have a point about hiring someone and how you can treat them during working hours.
Rory: Maybe I was exaggerating a bit. But how could you say that?
Chloe: One, for example how your grandma treats her maids is a case in point. Are we still on, for dinner tonight?
Rory: I don't know if I can handle a night of Huntzberger.
Chloe: Please, please for me. He is a good guy they all are. Plus I want you to meet my friend Steph. You and Aunt Lo will love her. She loves shopping as much Auntie Lo does and that's saying something. Okay. It's about 3 now. Do you want me to come over at 6 and get ready together? I'll bring Steph, if you want?
Rory: No its okay, come pick me up here at 8 and we will go to the place together.
Chloe: Logan's driving me there and I'm not sure if want a ride from him.
Rory: I think I can handle a car journey.
Logan shouts for Bonnie to meet them in room 204 Branford.
Chloe: That's settled, bye Hun and Chloe walks up the stairs to her fiancée.
Rory: Bye Min.