Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any characters from any show...
"Jakotsu...how many times do I have to tell you? Quit using your sword to help you 'dig' holes for your 'souvineers'!" Renkotsu said, grabbing a cloth and cleaning off the Jakotsuou. (sp?) The other mercenaries sat in a corner of the room and just watched the frustrated bald one work.
Jakotsu leaned closer to Bankotsu and whispered in his leader's ear. "Why does Renkotsu-aniki hate me so?" he asked. Bankotsu sighed and placed a hand on his friend's shoulder, startling him a bit. "You okay?" the leader asked Jakotsu, who's cheeks flushed a bright pink Jakotsu took this chance and leaned right on Bankotsu's shoulder.
"I am now..." he answered, earning a strange glance from Renkotsu who still was trying to scrub off dried mud and pebbles off of the sword. "You slut..."he muttered.Jakotsu smirked at the commander and just then...got an idea. A terrible idead...one that would earn him a death wish from Renkotsu.
Slowly, he crept over to where Renkotsu was. The other five mercenaries watched in amusement in what Jakotsu was to do. Well, he crawled like a toddler over to the commander. Renkotsu shot a glare to Jakotsu and then back to the rusting sword. "Stupid brat..." he mumbled to himself, and Jakotsu heard.
Suddenly, Jakotsu threw his arms around Renkotsu's shoulders and inched closer to the commander's face. "Oh, Renkotsu-aniki! I love you too!" he exclaimed, feeling the other mercenary trying desperately to escape. There were snickers from the back of the room where Bankotsu, Mukotsu, Suikotsu, Kyokotsu, and Ginkotsu sat. Renkotsu wiggled around until he stopped when he felt Jakotsu's breath on his neck, making him shivver.
"Renkotsu-aniki! You never told me you were still a virgin!" Jakotsu teased. The snickers turned into laughter, all of them earning a death glare from Renkotsu.
Jakotsu inched closer and put his lips right near the commander's cheek and whispered. "They don't understand our 'secret' little...relationship..." and, he said it loud enough so that the others could hear. "You may not know it...but your snake eyes...they..." Jakotsu came even closer to the commander. "They turn me on." he finished with a thrust against Renkotsu and captured the commander's lips in his.
The others in the back grew wide-eyed and stared at Renkotsu's shocked and pissed expression. Jakotsu quickly broke away and smiled widely at the commander who was now fuming. "Do you feel better Renkotsu-ani--" he stopped right when Renkotsu cracked his knuckles and made his hands into tight fists.
"Oh...um...should I start running...NOW!" Jakotsu asked quickly and immediately darted out of the hut with Renkotsu following him. Bankotsu, Suikotsu, Mukotsu, Kyokotsu, and Ginkotsu rushed to the door and saw the commander chasing Jakotsu with pure hatred fuming in his eyes. Jakotsu tried his best to loose Renkotsu by making sharp turns, but he soon gave in and stopped running.
"Renkotsu-aniki...I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. But...do you want to know what I really do to get souvineers?" Jakotsu asked, walking towards Renkotsu now. The commander backed up, but was immediatly thrown to the ground when Jakotsu pressed against his commander and slipped his tongue into his mouth. Renkotsu now understood the torture...and everytime he would insult Jakotsu...this was his punishment...from then and now on...
...poor Renkotsu...
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