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H: is Harry G: is Ginny

Here it goes……

H: "Open IT!"

G: "You try opening IT!"

H: "Ok, ok. I'll wait."

G: "No, it's alright."

H: "Argh! Gin, I'm all wet!"

G: "Just a little bit more…"

H: "Faster! What if somebody sees us here! "

G: "There! IT'S open!"

H: "At last! Because I'm already seeing pictures that we're in detention because of this."

G: "Well? What are you waiting for!"

H: "I'm…I'm nervous."

G: "What! You're nervous! What are you nervous of! I'm the girl here remember? I thought boys are supposed to be courageous. And to think that you're in Gryffindor. What are you afraid of? IT'S just…"

H: "IT'S just what?"

G: "Just go!"

H: "What if somebody sees us here?"

G: "If you'll just make IT fast then no one will"

H: "I'm not sure…What if?…."

G: "What if what! You're the one telling me to open IT minutes ago. Now you're backing out!"

H: ……….(silence)……..(takes a deep breath)

G: " HARRY JAMES POTTER, JUST GO ALREADY!"

H: "Ok, ok. Here IT goes……….."

G: "OUCH!"

H: "I told you"

G: "Harry, get IT out!"

H: "You're the one who forced me to"

G: "Are you going to help me or not!"

H: "Ok…ok…"

G: "Harry, IT'S bleeding!"

H: "Wait! I'm trying to get IT out!"

G: "OUCH!...ARGH!"

H: "Gin, IT'S stuck!"

G: "C'mon Harry! IT'S bleeding even more! Blood's dripping!"

H: "Told you IT'S stuck"

G: "Try harder! OUCH Harry! IT'S very hard!"

H: "Let's get you to Madame Pomfrey"

G: "Are you outta your mind! Then we'll surely get detention!"

H: "Ok. Then you pull IT and I'll pull IT the other way"

G: "Ok here goes nothing…."

H: "3……….2……….1………."

G: "OUCH!"

H: " Let's try to pull IT again"

G: "I can't take IT anymore! I'm going through so much pain with IT. Lucky for you, you can't feel IT"

H: "Ok. I'm trying. Don't scream so loud! Ready? 3………2………1………."

G: "OUCH!"

H: "There IT'S finally out."

G: "IT'S still sore and bleeding"

H: "Ok, then we'll fix it up at the castle later"

G: "Ok, let's go…Ouch, ouch, ouch……"

H: "I told you going to Hagrid's in the middle of the night with Fred and George's umbrella isn't such a good idea. Look at what happened to you. Blood's dripping from your hand everywhere. Especially they put fake teeth in IT. Finally proves that they're sharp eh? They're trying to test it on someone ages ago"

G: "Stupid anti-theft system!"

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