*The story starts at my world*
Me: Gee, I am bored! Hey I know. I'll round up 6 guys from some video game series and take them on an adventure!
*Get's Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Ichigo, Cloud and Sora*
Me: Welcome.
Ichigo: What the hell?
Me: You wanna go on an epic adventure?
Sora: Yeah sure. We could use one.
Me: Then follow me!
*Warps them to the Kokiri Forest*
Me: This is the beginning of our journey.
Kokiri Resident: What are you doing here?
Me: We came here to find a random guy and go on an adventure!
Kokiri Resident: Whatever.
*We find Link's house*
Me: Hey what about this one?
Sonic: Sure, anything to get the adventure started!
*We go to his house, but he's sleeping.
Me: (Shush. He's sleeping)
Tails: (Okay. Then what should we do)
Me: (Hmmm... I know. I'll use my Dream Peeker machine and peek into his dream)
Knuckles: (Awesome)
*In Link's dream*
Link: What the? Where am I?
*Princess Zelda comes rushing by*
Link: ALLRIGHT! A CHICK! HOW ARE YOU DOING BABY?
Zelda: Get away from me you loser!
Link: Fuck! Hey wait... WHOAH!
*Ganondorf appears*
Ganondorf: YOU DARE BRING LIGHT TO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE!
Link: OH SHIT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
*MEANWHILE*
Great Deku Tree: Navi! Come hither!
Navi: WHAT THE FUCK DOES HITHER MEAN?
GDT: Okay okay here!
Navi: That's better!
GDT: Anyway, go find Link and bring him here NOW!
Navi: Fine. *Goes to Link's house* Hey! Listen! Wake up!
Me: FUCK! IT'S NAVI!
Navi: YEAH SO?
Link: WHAT THE FUCK? YOU WOKE ME FROM MY SLEEP!
Me: What is your IQ level?
Link: 500 or so.
Me: Too high! Say you got a clone.
Link: What?
Link: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MY BRAIN IS GOING TO COLLAPSE INTO A SEIZURE SO BIG IT WILL EXPLODE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IN 5 4 3 2 OVER 9000 23 58 431 TACOS IWAY COOKIES RANDOMNESS 10 432 0 HAH5098A3U,AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE TO SHOVE THINGS UP MY ANUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL TAKE A MASSIVE DIARREHA DUMP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM KABOOM!
**
Link: DUUUUUUUUUH!
Me: Let's see. His IQ level dropped to 3.
All but Me and Link: WHAT? IS HE RETARDED?
Me: Yup.
Navi: Aw shit. Anyway, we need to go to the Great Deku Tree.
Link: The what?
Navi: O.O YOU FORGOT ABOUT IT?
Link: *Looks at his hand* Yummy! *Bites it* OOOOOOOOOWWWW!
BITING HURTS!
Navi: Please tell me you knew about that.
Link: I do now. IQ INCREASED TO 4!
Navi: *Sigh*
Me: Well, let's get this adventure STARTED!
*We go out*
Saria: YAHOO! HI LINK!
Link: What the? Who are you?
Saria: WHAT? YOU FORGOT?
Navi: HEY LISTEN! He's retarded all of a sudden. Because of him.
*Points at me*
Me: *Punches Navi* Anyway, he is retarded but will be restored at the end of his adventure.
Navi: HEY LISTEN! Oh. Whatever then.
Saria: Well wow, you have a fairy?
*One yada-yada shit later*
Mido: Oh... it's Mr. No Fairy!
Link: Duhhhhhhh.
Mido: Uhhh... Mr. No Fairy Retard!
Navi: HEY LISTEN! CAN'T YOU SEE ME YOU FUCKER?
Mido: Wait, is this a Fairy?
Navi: HEY LISTEN!
Mido: OMG! YOU GOT STUCK WITH THE MOST ANNOYING FAIRY WE GOT! THAT IS AWESOME! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sonic: THE...
Tails: MOST...
Knuckles: ANNOYING?
Navi: HEY LISTEN! Yes I'm annoying!
Ichigo: WILL YOU STOP SAYING "HEY LISTEN"?
Navi: HEY LISTEN! Sorry, I can't!
Ichigo: AW FUCK NO!
Mido: Still here. Anyway what do you want?
Link: What was it again?
Navi: HEY LISTEN! We want to see the Great Deku Tree!
Me: For failing at this Link, SALARY CUT!
Old Salary: 1000$ a chapter.
New Salary: 980$ a chapter.
Link: WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mido: WILL YOU SHUT UP? If you want to pass you need a Sword and a Shield.
Link: Sounds simple! Let's go!
TBC!