A/N

Funny story, I was sitting here trying to decide what song I wanted to use in this one scene and I asked Dra (the roomie) what he thought it should be. His immediate response was the song featured in this outtake (I'll try to put a link in my profile). I thought it was pretty funny even though it wasn't exactly the kind of song I had in mind. I deemed it too funny to pass up and I felt you all should at least get to see what went through my head when the song was mentioned. I think you might get a chuckle out of it.

VD/VE should be updated by the beginning of next week, maybe the middle. The reviews are really a motivating factor, so thank all of you who take the time to do it. Really, I do this for you guys. I'd be happy living with this story just in my head, but now that I know you guys want to share it with me, I'm more than happy to oblige.

Well, anyway, I really hope you enjoy it. It's a quickie.


EPOV

She put one of her earphones in her left ear and handed me the other one. I placed the bud in my right ear so there was room for both of us to move without the wire getting stretched. She pressed play and a song continued playing from where she had left off.

Pop that pussy!

Hey!

Pop that pussy, baby!

Bella gasped and yanked the ear buds out of both our ears as she fumbled with her iPod, trying to turn it off or change the song or something. She had this fucking mortified look on her face and she was fucking tomato red and obviously embarrassed but I just laughed and I couldn't stop. Her reaction was too adorable, hell the whole situation was.

"Stop laughing." She mumbled as she put her head down on the desk, trying to bury her face in her arms but I was gone. Class had started and Mr. Banner was standing in the front of the class giving his lecture but I still couldn't stop because she was still red and her begging only made me laugh harder. People were looking at me like I was crazy but it didn't matter. Who the hell would have thought that Bella listen to 2 Live Crew? I hadn't heard that song in years.

I looked at Mr. Banner and he was giving me a stern look so I finally made an effort to get myself under control. My side hurt from laughing and I started taking deep breaths to calm myself. I looked over at Bella and she was still hiding in the crook of her arms. I felt a little bad so I reached my hand up and rubbed her back lightly, hoping that the gesture was ok with her.

"Are you done laughing at me now?" She whispered, her voice muffled by her arms.

"I wasn't laughing at you."

She turned her face away and huffed. Aw, she was mad at me. I wasn't upset by it this time though, I found it endearing. She was just embarrassed.

"Come on, Bella. You have to admit that was kinda funny."

She didn't respond and she didn't look at me. I sighed. I knew what I had to do and for the first time in a while, I didn't mind doing it. "I'm sorry." I apologized.

It worked. She didn't lift her head from her arms but she turned to look at me and I hoped she could see that I meant it and that I wasn't just saying it to appease her. I gave her an apologetic smile and she sighed, returning it and finally lifting her head. "So, what's on your iPod?"