KIDNAPPING DIB! And, STUFF!!! Yay.
By, erm… OH YAH! BY ZORC! WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!
A/N: I of coarse do not own Invader Zim. DANG I WISH I DID! But I don't. SO PLEEZ DON'T SUE ME! The ALMIGHTY JHONEN owns Zim. So, eh, on with the, story, thing… erm. Heh heh heh. Ya. -___- ok.
Characters are: Zorc, Squeedge, Yutagi, And OF COARSE! My hero, DIB! HA! Maybe Zim, I don't know.
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Zorc and Squeedge were in Zorc's house, (A very large box, under a rock, in a cave, out in the wilderness at the address- 777 Necropolis ave. Planet earth [at the moment] 91113) playing video games when all of the sudden Zorc jumped up and shouted "DIB RAWWWWWWWWWWWKS!!!" And ran to the door.
Squeedge- Where are you going?
Zorc- TO DIB'S HOUSE!
Squeedge- erm… OK! Why?
Zorc- IM GONNA MAKE TOAST! I mean, uh… CUZ I SAID SO!
Squeedge- Okee. BUT JUST ONE SECOND! I HAVE TO GET MY HUSBAND!!! YUTAGI!!!
Yutagi- DON'T YELL MY SWEET! It will ruin your beautiful flesh.
Squeedge- okay.
Zorc- ONWARD TO DIB'S HOUSE!!!
Squeedge- YA!
So, we go to Dib's house. JUAH!!! DIB'S HEAD RAWWWWWWWWWWWKS!!! Eh… km… ya.
Prof.Membrane- What are you doing here?
Zorc- I am from the Swollen Eyeball. I'm here to see Dib. *Giant grin*
Prof.Membrane- Then who are they? And why does that, erm… never mind. DIB! THOSE GUYS FROM YOUR LITTLE PARASCIENCE CLUB ARE HERE!
Dib- REALLY? OH MAN! AHHHH! JUST A SECEND!
[Dib runs downstairs… ya…]
Dib- IM HERE!
Zorc- FINALLY! GEEZ.
Dib- Who are you?
Zorc- I AM Agent Noodly9. I joined last week.
Dib- um… okaaaaay. Well I-
Zorc- EIIIEIIIEIIIEIIIEIIIEIIIEIIIIIIIIII!!! *Grabs Dib and starts running down the street*
Dib- AHHHHHHHHHH!!! DAD! HELP! IM BEING KIDNAPPED! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Prof.Membrane- of coarse you are. You guys have fun.
Dib- AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GAZ! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[Zorc hand cuffs Dib to herself]
Zorc- HA! Struggle and I swallow the key.
Dib- What do you want from me?
Zorc- Well, the thing is dib… IM IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!
[Clears throat]
For longer than I can remember, I've been looking for someone like you.
Someone with a big head like yours and a torso too.
Birds sing, and I love you. THE END! Here's a love weiner from ME!!!
Dib- AHHHHHHH!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!!!
Squeedge- We're gonna open ur head… aheh, aheh heh, a heheheh, heh heh…
Zorc- NO! DIB'S HEAD IS TO HOLY FOR THAT!
Squeedge- awwwwwwwwwww…
Dib- [Very freaked out by now] WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
Zorc- oh, I'm Zorc, this is Squeedge, and that's… Yutagi…
Squeedge- He's my husband. YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!!
Zorc- DIB'S NOT GAY!!!
Squeedge- I didn't say, oh… never mind. Just go on.
Zorc- Anyway Dib. YOU RAWK! I LOVE YOU! JUAH!!!
Dib- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SOMEBODY! HELP! THERES A MANIAC WHO SAYS SHE LOVES ME!!!
Zorc- CALM DOWN! Besides. Your hand cuffed to me. And we are gonna be late for the wedding! Eeeeeik!
Dib- WHAT WEDDING?! WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Zorc- You'll see soon enough.
Squeedge- heh heh heh…
Zorc & Dib- What?
Squeedge- *laughing very psychotically*
Zorc- AHHHHHHHHH!!! DIB! YOUR ON FIRE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SQUEEDGE!!!
Zorc chases Squeedge, Dib flailing around behind her…
Zorc- RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! HOW DARE YOU SET DIB ON FIRE?!!! *Squeedge is still laughing*
Dib- OW! *His head hit's a tree* OWWWWWWW!!! HOT! HOT! AHHHHHHH!!! IM ON FIRE!!!
Zorc- SQUEEDGE!!! COME BACK HERE!!! RAGGHHHHHH!!!
Squeedge- um… Here we are…
Zorc- THE WEDDING!!! YAY!
Dib- WHOS WEDDING?!!!
Zorc- OURS!
Dib- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Squeedge- YUP! IM THE… preacher… person… yay. YUTAGI!
Yutagi- Coming my sweet.
Squeedge- LET THE WEDDING BEGIN!!!
[Zorc puts on a shirt that says "I LUV DIB!!!" With his trademark bored face and a trench coat just like his.]
Dib- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
Zorc- NOTHIN!!! I LUV YOU DIB!!!
Squeedge- SHUT UP! Blah blah blah, erm, do u Zorc, uhhhhh, take Dib as your wonderful husband?
Zorc- YES!!!!!
Squeedge- Do you Dib, take Zorc as your, weird full wife person?
*Zorc tapes Dibs mouth shut and then plays a recording of Dib saying "Yes."*
Squeedge- umm… ok… Do you two promise to live together for all eternity and eh, blah blah blah?
Zorc- YES!
*Recording again of dib saying "Yes." plays*
Squeedge- erm… ok. I now pronounce you Husband and… oh ya Wife. YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE!!! *Starts cracking up*
Zorc- WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Takes tape off of Dib*
Dib- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Tries to break away*
Zorc- Come on!
Dib- AHHHHHHHH!!!!! IM ONLY 13!!!!!
Zorc- Oh come on Dib! You know you wanna!
Dib- N… No.
Zorc- Come and Kiss Zorc!
Dib- No.
Zorc- Come on!
Dib- NO! I WILL NOT SURRENDER!
Zorc- DIB DOESN'T LIKE ME!!!!!!!!! *She starts to cry very loudly*
Dib- Don't cry…
Zorc AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! *still crying* DIB DOESN'T LIKE ZORC! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
Dib- …
Zorc- *Teary face*
Dib- oh… Fine…
Zorc- REALLY?!
Dib- ya…
Zorc- OH I LOVE YOU DIB!!!!! *Runs up and hugs Dib*
Dib- Thanks?
Zorc- EIEIEIEIEI! NOW WE CAN LIVE IN A BOX! ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!!
Squeedge- But you Didn't kiss. Your not married until you kiss. *Wicked smile*
Zorc- *blushes*
Dib- *freaky confused and scared face*
*Zorc Kisses Dib on the cheek*
Zorc- umm… ya… See ya at home DIB!!! *Happily jumps in the Doom Car*
Dib- *Still staring into space kind of confused and very freaked out.* Um. Ya. OK.
Zorc- *smiles*
Squeedge- Oh come on!
Zorc- EIIIIIIIII!!!!! DIB!!!!! I LOVE YOU DIB! MEET ME AT MY HOUSE!!! *throws him a card that says "I LOVE YOU DIB!!!" With a huge smiley face and Zorc's address.*
Dib- *twitch Twitch* that was… a little odd… *He starts to walk home*
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Okee. YAY! I LOVE DIB! EEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okee. Erm… WRITE MORE LAETR!!!!! I will yes. SO GOODBYE SAID THE PLATAPUS! I AM A VERY LARGE POTATOE! EAT FISH WITH ME!!!!! xD
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