"Crazy, Psychotic, Weirdo, Britney Spears Swing Dancing Story

"Crazy, Psychotic, Weirdo, Britney Spears Swing Dancing Story."By
Lily Evans

Hermione Granger swung her hips back and forth in front of the new stove in the gryffindor common room, obviously swing dancing. She was making pancakes, and decided to use a spatcula to flip them over.
"Don't you just love this new stove?" she said, dancing around the common room. Ron was busy casing after his 'evil flying monkey' (pigwidgeon of fanfiction.net's stories are credited for this) and Harry was... Harry was playing N64 with a seal.
"Um, Herm, can you pass me that mechanical pencil?" asked Harry, not lifting his eyes from the game, "I have to write down this code for Banjo-Kazooie...otherwise Malinda won't be happy..."
"Malina?" asked Hermione, dancing over to Harry. Neville had begun to do the flamingo, to some odd, mystical music that came out of nowhere.
"Pancake Hamburgers coming right up!" shouted Hermione, taking the spatula and flinging a pancake hamburger at everyone.
"It's times like this that I question your sanity, Herm..." muttered Lee Jordon, who was busy trying to turn a tarancula into a swing dancer to dance with Hermione. Austin Powers then popped up out of nowhere.
"Shag-a-delic baby, yeah! where's Felicity?" he asked, his over-done English accent filling the room. Everyone got up and started dancing, swing dancing.
"Look, THE MONKEY IS SPONTANIOUSLY COMBUSTING!" shouted Ron, who was hanging from his shirt, from the diso globe on the ceiling. Everyone stopped dancing to look up at Ron, who was sobbing hysterically.
"The monkey! My monkey! Ah! I'm turning into Deter!" shouted Ron, falling from the ceiling, and onto the floor. Everyone continued dancing, until Hermione suddenly screamed, "It's Voldemort!"
Voldemort was wearing a pink-nighty, and bunny rabbit slippers, and was carrying a britney spears dool, and sucking his thumb. He looked hilarious.
"Hit me baby, one more time!" began Voldemort, doing some type of swing dance. The whole HP cast starts doing the Britney Spears swing dance, and then Harry, who is sort of afraid of Voldemort, goes up to him.
"Um, why am I afraid of you?" he asked, putting his thumb in his mouth.
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, Harry. DANCE WITH ME!" said Voldie, pulling Harry into the dance.
The End of the Crazy, Pshycotic, Weirdo, Britney Spears Swing Dancing Story.