Chapter One:
The new guy
I DO NOT OWN AVATAR. but I was talking to my friends about this and thought it would be funny.
The avatar cast gatherd behind the scenes to meet their new addition to the group. A rapper named O-nelli.
"This is O-Nelli" The director told them; they all rose their eyebrows; but before they could say anything; the warning buzzer sounded and they all ran to the set. The camaras turned on and the epsiode began.
Book 2
Earth
Chapter 2
O-Nelli
"Aang, where are we going?" Sokka narrowed his eyes.
"I dunno but I know it's in the earth kingdom." They sighed and continued to fly for three days. When they got to the village they were intended to be at; they met an earthbender named O-Nelli. He wore...disco clothes? and an afro? and a gold necklase that said 'BLING' writtin in dimonds.
"Sup homies?" The sound of a record being played backwards sounded.
"What?" Aang asked in disbeliefe.
"Fo shizzle!" Their jaws dropped; and Zuko bursted out laughing off stage. They all narrowed their eyes at him. O-Nelli came upto Katara and rubbed her butt; making her smack him across the face. "Bra! Girls got a butt on 'er!"
"PERVERT!" Katara screached, Beating O-Nelli to the ground.
"CUT!" The director called "Katara, can you please not be so...sensitive?"
"HE GRABBED MY ASS!" She screamed at them. "HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOST TO BE CALM ABOUT THAT?"
"O-Nelli's character is suppost to be a ladies man; so please act like you can stand him." Katara shudderd and the scene rolled from 'sup homies?'
"I'm the avatar"
"Fo shizzel." Katara mumbled something under her breath and tried to act madly in love with him. "She digs me." O-Nelli. Katara smelt a horrible aroma in the air. She coughed and hid behind Aang.
"What is it?" Aang asked. Sniffing the air and starting to gag.
"his colougne!"
"What? You don't like Sex Panther? It is suppost to make you want me bad."
"I want to throw up." Katara ran off stage; shoving Zuko out of the way and spending like..half an hour throwing up. Everyone else just passed out.
How awsome was that? O-Nelli was my own thing :D Fo shizzle.