My Vogon Poem
Here is my horrible Vogon poem:
I flibilize your crimpinfizzle!
Coronate the Frankensteins!
Krill the horga-diza-mibble
And trilobite the dergonblintze!
So if you torbidize the dibble
Kingothon the morgansties,
And horinsate the colga-mibble,
Then coriskate the forgenmisters!
And kralk the gorgomister, see if I don't!
Unless you horbilize your megadonkeys,
I will snoodle you on a cramba Aruraqna-turgle!
So creampithon your smelvs to your tkelvs
And whorimate a roge/kmervs!
I should trilgimize the dribble!
Kingiqate the flotypies.
You better feed the bugblatters
Unless you want a canntrollupation . . .
Do it NOW, you moron!
Vogon poetry is 3rd worst in the galaxy, and they know it.