My first fic of 30 Rock, I hope I get it right. My friends told me this was good but I hope *you* guys like it!
30 Rock doesn't belong to me just to Tina Fey.
"Alright, I'm looking like a shit but that's worth it." Liz said for the last time before entering in the studio.
She looked like Britney Spears in her video clip Slave 4 U, except that she didn't use a jeans but a skirt. Liz wore a blonde wig that looked more Miss Piggy's hair and there were some yellow thing on her bra that helped to make her breasts look bigger.
Kenneth let his phone fell on the floor and make that laugh that looked more a hyena laughing than a person. Lemon sent a Miss Universe kiss and continued walking to her office.
Jenna and Tracy stopped dead in the middle of the corridor and just stared at Liz. She gave a dumb smile and continued walking.
"Is… Is Liz drugged?" Trazy asked to Jenna.
"Maybe she just kissed Madonna!! AAAAH!" Jenna answered with bright eyes.
Frank saw that figure passing by his room and just ran to see who was.
"Nice butt!" he yelled and Liz turned to see him. "Oh, Liz! OH MY GOD, YOU ARE DRUGGED!"
She just continued walking and walking and suddenly Jack appears.
"Liz Lemon, what the heck are you doing? Coming by the office like this, are you using drugs?"
"No! No! I mean… Why the hell people think I'm using drugs just because I'm dressed like this?"
"Because, well… You are Liz Lemon, if I didn't know you, I'd say that you are a drug addicted. In a normal day, but today… Oh, and your skirt is lesbian."
"No, it's not!"
Liz completely ignored Jack and entered in her office. There was a woman standing in front of the window and she just turned to see Liz completely Britney Spears.
"Nice…" the woman said. "You got your child."
"YEEEEEEEES!" Liz threw away her skirt and then realized that she wasn't hearing anything under it. Giving a sheepish smile, she putted a magazine in front of her. "Ok then."
"Shit, thank God you REALLYaren't Britney Spears."