Note: Muggle/Modern!AU, Blog/Social Media Style (Couldn't do it completely due to fanfiction's format)


Blaise Zabini

February 1 at 3:14 PM

I'm supposed to be the vain one, and yet here she is holding up the bathroom to make the perfect brow arch.

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Blaise Zabini

February 1 at 7:31 PM

Nothing's better than spoiling the love of your life. Other than spoiling yourself, of course. Just wait until she sees what I have planned for Valentine's Day ;)

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Blaise was sitting in his car in the driveway of his home, his phone in his hand. He stared at the statuses on his profile. He'd only just made them a few days ago, and he wanted to delete them. Not that he had a problem with making his life known on social media–hell, he had a whole album of photos he took like he was on America's Next Top Model. He had a problem with broadcasting his affections for someone who was not appreciative of it.

She didn't react to the statuses he made and never made an effort for pictures anymore. Even worse, she asked for a damn time limit on the photos put on Snapchat! They're gone in 24 hours anyway, why make it even quicker?

It didn't sit too well with Blaise. Not one bit.

He exited out of Facebook and pocketed his phone, getting out of the car not too long afterward. There was a nagging feeling that pricked at the back of his mind with every step he took to his front door, but he pushed it aside briefly due to the simple thought that he shouldn't have to worry about things in the comforts of his own home.


Blaise Zabini

Today at 2:01 PM

Everyone that knows me knows I like to make a show of things. I put the diva in devilish and pretty damn proud of that fact. I'm handsome. I like to believe I'm intelligent too. So someone tell me how in the hell I missed this? Better question, why am I so calm about this? I should be making a spectacle, cursing and beating this guy to the ground. I should be making Yelina beg me for forgiveness and repent for her sins like a nun in confessions.

Yet I'm just making a post. I'm just showing the world that she's getting exactly what she deserves in the best way I know how.

Yelina, sweetheart, when you see this, I want you to know that you're a beautiful naked angel sleeping in these pictures. But the guy you have sleeping in MY bed next to you will never look as good as I do. I'm gone, and you're never getting this good lovin' again.

Now that I'm single again, who wants to make their Valentine's Day special?

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Blaise leaned back in his desk chair in his office, setting his phone down. It was the place he knew he could go without being completely bothered by 'are you okay?' or revenge plotting from his peers (and this was coming from a guy who loved the attention). Posting Yelina's picture with the guy on the internet would never go away, even if he decided to delete the photos off his timeline. Everyone knew that once something is posted it'll never go away. That was the best form of revenge that Blaise could take.

Feeling the small bit of pride in his choice, Blaise reached for his phone again. He needed to make a few calls to ensure that Yelina and her things are out of his house and his life.


A/N: Written for HSWW (Challenges and Assignments)

Assignment #2 Muggle Music Task 3: Write about someone getting revenge on cheating partner.

Word Count: 598