Hello It's Rya guess what I have my own thingy so I can put up my own
stories and not have to annoy Sio!!!! I guess you're not that happy about
seeing me well no offense but deal with it. (God screw the world
Barney's dead! May every one be able to see him scream in pain
lalalalalala!!!!!)
All Alone in an Empty Classroom or so You
Think.
It was just a typical day for Professor Severus Snape. He had
tortured the Griffindors given points to the Slytherins and he had
just taken 10 points from Hufflepuff. Yes just a typical day for
Snape or so he thought. He was walking down the hall and he
heard McGonagall say "Severus I need to talk to you." He slowly
turned; god how he hated her. McGonagall was lets say a little
less than drunk she had just had 10 bottles of beer and wine and
1 or 2 margaritas. Okay she was a little okay extremely drunk to
say the least. And lest just say she was a bit on the wild side
today (shudder the horror, oh! I'm so sorry Snape (sob) "What
do you want McGonagall" asked Snape not knowing what he was
in store for (his poor mortal soul!) "I need to talk to you about
one of my students please fallow me." Of course Snape followed
wondering why on earth and hell was she leading him the
completely wrong direction. She answered, " Severus I'm afraid
one of the students will come by and over hear it!" Snape at this
point was a little more than confused, but he still didn't suspect
any thing (poor innocent one). McGonagall led him into an
empty classroom and closed the door. Mean while Snape was
looking around with a confused look he didn't see anything that
would prevent students from listening in and he was also
wondering why she hadn't cast a simple sound spell? While
Snape had been looking around McGonagall had locked the
classroom door when Snape turned back to McGonagall she was
right behind him breathing hard.(ewww!!!! You know were this
is leading right R. Banana I told you I'd write this!!!! No offense
I'm just hyper than usual and don't get mad . (any why back to
fic) of course Snape was horrified and he finally noticed she was
drunk. he jumped back 5ft. and almost screamed "McGonagall
what do you think you're doing dammit!!!! You're bloody
drunk!!!!!" At this point McGonagall was gaining on him and he
was trapped in a corner.(what do you think will happen just
guess. no don't your mind might be worse than mine!)
"Out Side the Classroom"
"What the fuck is your problem Potter I wasn't even doing any
thing I was just making my way to my class room!!!!" Draco
screamed at the dream team. Ron answered, "Well you were
probably going to do some thing later and were getting our revenge
early!"(Surprisingly that actually made sense man this is a small
world.) After that a stream of curses and swears could be herd
throughout the castle form three boys. (You figure out what
happened) when they were don firing their curses and swearing
they were left fatigued. When they finally settled down they
heard some one moaning and some one screaming from inside
the class room right next to them they deiced to investigate
(poor souls what they will see will hunt them for ever.) Draco
did a spell called 'Isibilidad': that allows a person a peoples to see
through walls. What they saw would be implanted in their mind
for ever Professor McGonagall on top of Professor Snape kissing
and humping him (even I am about to through up ewwww!!!!)
Draco almost fainted on the spot, Hermione did, Ron went of
running to tell every one, and Harry well Harry just felt sick.
(Can you blame him.) then they all realized that Snape was
basically screaming and trying to get McGonagall off of him even
though he was under a curse. By this time half the school was
there every one in mute horror than the teachers arrived more
than half fainted this included: Trelawny, Binns, Lupin, Sprout,
Flint, and many others more than 80% of the faculty. One of the
few that didn't was Dumbledor be went up some how managed
to pry McGonagall off of Snape. Un curse Snape and try to figure
out what was happening. Finally he said in a loud voice that
could be herd through out the whole school "McGonagall I'm
ashamed you were molesting Professors Snape like that!!!" Then
he sniffed the air and practically hollered" MCGONAGALL
YOU'RE AS DRUNK AS A COW WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL
WERE YOU THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And you can guess what
happened after that..
So what did you think and for those how weren't paying
attention I'm Rya.
Oh only one Flame per person brings them on I am ready for
any thing and if you like it tell me. REMEMBER I'M RYA Oh and Sio's Death be ready of all out hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
stories and not have to annoy Sio!!!! I guess you're not that happy about
seeing me well no offense but deal with it. (God screw the world
Barney's dead! May every one be able to see him scream in pain
lalalalalala!!!!!)
All Alone in an Empty Classroom or so You
Think.
It was just a typical day for Professor Severus Snape. He had
tortured the Griffindors given points to the Slytherins and he had
just taken 10 points from Hufflepuff. Yes just a typical day for
Snape or so he thought. He was walking down the hall and he
heard McGonagall say "Severus I need to talk to you." He slowly
turned; god how he hated her. McGonagall was lets say a little
less than drunk she had just had 10 bottles of beer and wine and
1 or 2 margaritas. Okay she was a little okay extremely drunk to
say the least. And lest just say she was a bit on the wild side
today (shudder the horror, oh! I'm so sorry Snape (sob) "What
do you want McGonagall" asked Snape not knowing what he was
in store for (his poor mortal soul!) "I need to talk to you about
one of my students please fallow me." Of course Snape followed
wondering why on earth and hell was she leading him the
completely wrong direction. She answered, " Severus I'm afraid
one of the students will come by and over hear it!" Snape at this
point was a little more than confused, but he still didn't suspect
any thing (poor innocent one). McGonagall led him into an
empty classroom and closed the door. Mean while Snape was
looking around with a confused look he didn't see anything that
would prevent students from listening in and he was also
wondering why she hadn't cast a simple sound spell? While
Snape had been looking around McGonagall had locked the
classroom door when Snape turned back to McGonagall she was
right behind him breathing hard.(ewww!!!! You know were this
is leading right R. Banana I told you I'd write this!!!! No offense
I'm just hyper than usual and don't get mad . (any why back to
fic) of course Snape was horrified and he finally noticed she was
drunk. he jumped back 5ft. and almost screamed "McGonagall
what do you think you're doing dammit!!!! You're bloody
drunk!!!!!" At this point McGonagall was gaining on him and he
was trapped in a corner.(what do you think will happen just
guess. no don't your mind might be worse than mine!)
"Out Side the Classroom"
"What the fuck is your problem Potter I wasn't even doing any
thing I was just making my way to my class room!!!!" Draco
screamed at the dream team. Ron answered, "Well you were
probably going to do some thing later and were getting our revenge
early!"(Surprisingly that actually made sense man this is a small
world.) After that a stream of curses and swears could be herd
throughout the castle form three boys. (You figure out what
happened) when they were don firing their curses and swearing
they were left fatigued. When they finally settled down they
heard some one moaning and some one screaming from inside
the class room right next to them they deiced to investigate
(poor souls what they will see will hunt them for ever.) Draco
did a spell called 'Isibilidad': that allows a person a peoples to see
through walls. What they saw would be implanted in their mind
for ever Professor McGonagall on top of Professor Snape kissing
and humping him (even I am about to through up ewwww!!!!)
Draco almost fainted on the spot, Hermione did, Ron went of
running to tell every one, and Harry well Harry just felt sick.
(Can you blame him.) then they all realized that Snape was
basically screaming and trying to get McGonagall off of him even
though he was under a curse. By this time half the school was
there every one in mute horror than the teachers arrived more
than half fainted this included: Trelawny, Binns, Lupin, Sprout,
Flint, and many others more than 80% of the faculty. One of the
few that didn't was Dumbledor be went up some how managed
to pry McGonagall off of Snape. Un curse Snape and try to figure
out what was happening. Finally he said in a loud voice that
could be herd through out the whole school "McGonagall I'm
ashamed you were molesting Professors Snape like that!!!" Then
he sniffed the air and practically hollered" MCGONAGALL
YOU'RE AS DRUNK AS A COW WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL
WERE YOU THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And you can guess what
happened after that..
So what did you think and for those how weren't paying
attention I'm Rya.
Oh only one Flame per person brings them on I am ready for
any thing and if you like it tell me. REMEMBER I'M RYA Oh and Sio's Death be ready of all out hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1