So you want to hear a story eh?
I guess I have one… This is the legend of 4 legendary plumbers… And a princess.
But first, I must tell you about lord bowser, as a young koopa, he became a powerful dictator. Many attempts to capture the princess, who was named Princess Toadstool, he was always failed due to a duo of plumbers… Mario and Luigi. Now I will tell you where this story starts… Let us go check up on the two OTHER plumbers... The Wario bros... THE SLOPPYIST SLOBS IN THE ENTIRE- Sorry… I got carried away…
"Hey Waluigi! " Yelled Wario. "What is it now Wario…" Said Waluigi "Let's go see the princess! Maybe we can get some cake!" And so the pair set off toward the castle… Unknowing of the danger that awaited them…
Mario was eating breakfast, a hot mushroom stew… Luigi was already out getting the mail… BUT THEN BOWSER BURST IN! AND THREW THEM TO PEACHES CASTLE! To finish them both off in front of the princess and win…
Little did Bowser know, there were a goomba and a tanooki luma trailing behind him… "Tail? Should we stop him?" Said the goomba "Sure, we got nothing better to do." Said the luma.
Upon arrival at the castle, Wario and Waluigi saw Mario and luigi about to meet a firey grave… Wario rammed the koopa king! Sending him flying! Waluigi spamed bombs, only causing more pain to Bowser.
Sigh, my throat has grown dry, shall you come back tomorrow to hear the rest? Good, good.