Hey guys! Lyra here! I know most of you were expecting me to post the next Dark Wings chapter, not this random Minecraft fic. Well I have that finished as well and will be posting it after this. I've become addicted to Minecraft and, knowing me, Minecraft couples. This fic will have several minetubers in it, mainly Skydoesminecraft, Deadlox, HuskyMudkipz, ASF Jerome, BajanCanadian and SSundee along with my friend Kiri and myself. But, I have a challenge for you all. Can you guess who I am? I will have two main ocs in this fic and you have to guess which one I based off myself. Do you accept the challenge?

This will end up as a yaoi fic. Don't like, don't read. I don't own Minecraft or any of the minetubers mentioned. I don't own Kiri either. What do I own? I own the fucking storyline and my ocs bitches!

Cops n Robbers

"Warden!" The female warden, named Kiri Hikaru, moved quickly into the cell block. "What is it Jerome?" The bacca glanced at his cellmate, Mitch. The boy was sitting ontop of the toilet. "Mitch was trying to molest me again." "Don't act like you hate it biggums." Kiri rolled her eyes and turned to see Ty and Sky roughhousing in their cell. "Warden he's touching me! He's touching me!" Kiri walked over to their cell and hit Ty and Sky apart. "Come with me Ty." The auburn haired male moved out of the cell. Kiri closed the door before Sky could follow and led Ty to the next cell. "Ms. Kiri, can you let me out of the dead cell? Please?" Bane or Quintin had been locked in the 'dead' cell for a few hours now. "No Quintin, you stay up there for a little longer." The sound of a door opening sounded through the prison. Kiri looked and saw that Ty's cell was empty. "Goddammit Ty!" She ran towards the warden's office and saw that Ty was locked in. "Hello Mr. Deadlox. I see that you are locked in my office." "No, no I'm not in your office Warden. Warden! Prisoners escaping!" "Ty you fucking snitch!" Sky's voice rang out. Kiri groaned and hurried back to the cell block just in time to see Sky release Jerome and Mitch. "Adam! Behind you!" The bacca ran towards the stairs that led to the second floor. Kiri pulled out her bow and started shooting arrows. Sky and Mitch ran into a cell and Kiri locked the door after them. "Jerome, come back here!" "I'm just releasing Bane Warden! He was wrongly imprisoned!" "Yes. Thank you my furry friend." Kiri heard the sound of a door breaking. "Ty, did you just break out of the warden's office?" The red eyed male exited the office. "No..." He opened one of the solitary confinement cells and screamed. "I forgot Sundee was in solitary!" "Hey, hey Ty. Eat my cake!" Ty ran back towards the main cell block. "Save me!" Sky and Mitch had been freed by Jerome and Quintin and Kiri was trying to control the situation. "Everybody calm down and get the fuck back in your cells before I blow you all up!" Ty opened a cell and Sky pulled him into the room with him. Kiri closed the door after them and locked Mitch and Jerome in together as well. Quintin got his own cell and Sundee ended up in the dead cell for attacking Quintin. "Warden Kiri, please report to your office." She sighed and walked to her office. Two other wardens stood there with two new prisoners. Kiri groaned and beckoned for them to follow her. She led the way back to the cell block. Both prisoners were male. One had bleach blonde hair and ice blue eyes. The other had dark brown hair and cobalt blue eyes with hints of hazel in them. The blonde was wearing a black hoodie with the letters 'MC' on the front, black skinny jeans and black sneakers. The brunette was wearing a black t-shirt, whitewash jeans, black and purple sneakers and a diamond shaped pendant was hanging from a chain around his neck. The blonde was wearing headphones. As they entered the cell block, everyone looked up. Kiri opened an empty cell and unlocked the handcuffs around the blond's wrists and gently pushed him in and closed the door after him. The other wardens had their hands full with the brunette. Kiri firmly grabbed his shirt and pulled him to the cell next to Ty and Sky. She unlocked the cuffs and pushed him into the cell and locked it before he could get up. The other two wardens thanked her and left. Kiri sighed as her partner Mike came in. "About time Mike! I've had my hands full with all of them and now we have two new inmates!" The redhead warden looked around. "Seems like you did fine on your own. I saw that Ian wasn't in solitary." Kiri nodded. "Ty let him out on accident. He is now in the dead cell."

As the two wardens talked, the new brunette was assessing his cell, looking for any weakness. When he found none, he ran a hand through his hair. "Hey Quintin, look at me! I became the Kool-aid man! I broke through the wall! Oh yeah!" Jerome broke into the mudkip's cell. "Uh warden, Jerome broke out of our cell." The brunette looked up and saw a bacca and a Mudkip jumping around in the cell across from his. He walked over to the bars of his cell and peered out. "Jerome! Get back in your cell and fix the wall!" "But I wanna stay with the Mudkip!" The brunette rolled his eyes and started testing the bars. "Its not gonna work, trust me, we've tried." He looked over and saw Ty looking at him through the bars of his cell. "Do these cells have any weak points?" Ty looked at Sky and he shrugged. "I don't think so, if they did, the server should have fixed it." The brunette sighed. "Hey, what's your name?" The boy looked up at his new 'friends'. "My name is Jasper but you can call me Jazz."

The other newcomer was quite amused by all this. He giggled quietly to himself. BOOM! "Oh yeah!" The blonde looked up to see that the bacca had broken into his cell. "Jerome! Get back in your cell or I'll send Mitch to have fun with Ian in the dead cell!" "What? Why me?!" Jerome turned and ran back to his cell. "I'm coming for you Mitch!" He fixed the wall that separated his cell and the mudkip's. Jerome pulled Mitch into his arms and glared at the two wardens. Quintin poked his head into the blond's cell. "Hey, I'm Quintin and the bacca that broke into your cell is Jerome. Sorry about him, he's a little... different?" The blonde chuckled. "Its fine Quintin. I'm Percy by the way." Quintin smiled in response. "Jerome! Why didn't you fix the other cell wall!? Quintin! Go into creative mode quickly and fix the wall." Quintin nodded and stepped into Percy's cell and sealed up the wall. "Go-hey... Quintin, why did you move cells?" "Because that other cell was boring, in here I at least have someone to talk to." Mike walked over to the cell and sighed. "Fine but the first time I hear or see you two fighting, one of you is moving. Got it?" The two males nodded and Mike went on his way.

So who was I? Was I the amazingly handsome Percy? Or was I the dashing Jazz? The world may never know. But I will tell you if someone guesses correctly. Review and place your bets! If someone guesses correctly, I will post their name and give them the ability to possibly have their own character make an appearance in the next chapter. Plus, everyone who guesses and posts a review will get... Butter! Oh god I've become Sky.

Sky: Since when was that a bad thing?

Sky! What are you doing here!? I thought I told you to stop breaking the fourth wall! And I just got it fixed from the last time Ty broke it.

Ty: Your problem, not mine.

Get back in the goddamn story! Or I will make it rain squids!

Sky: Oh god! Not the squids! -grabs Ty and jumps back into the story-

-coughs- Well now, I have to get the wall fixed again. Excuse me while I go call the repair man. Review!