So, this is another story that my crazy mind thought up, I hope you all like it!

Rated T just to be safe.

Disclaimer: I don't own BTR or anything else you may reconize.

A/N: If you don't like Kames, don't read, SLASH, you've been warned.

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Why?

I stood at the bathroom counter, staring at the white stick in my hand. Positive. How could this be? How could I, James Diamond, be pregnant? None of this makes any sense. Kendall, I had to talk to Kendall. I shoved the pregnancy test into my pocket and ventured into the living room. Carlos, Kendall, Logan, and Katie were on the couch watching the latest Dak Zevon movie, while Mrs. Knight was in the kitchen probably cooking lunch. Nobody seemed to notice me, so I cleared my throat rather loudly.

"Hey James, wanna join us?" Kendall asked.

"Kendall, we need to talk." I said, walking back into our room.

"What's up?" Kendall asked, shutting the door behind him.

"This is what's wrong!" I said, sticking the pregnancy test in his face.

"Oh my god." Kendall said, "How is this even possible?"

"I don't know, but it is." I said, sitting on the bed and putting my head in my hands.

"I think we should see a doctor." Kendall said.

"No? Ya think?" I said sarcastically.

"That's just your hormones talking." Kendall responded.

"No. it's not, it's the fact that I'm a boy and I'm PREGNANT!" I screamed.

"Look, maybe you read the test wrong, that happens all the time." Kendall said before sitting next to me on the bed and putting his arm around me. "We'll get through this, no matter what."

At the doctors

"I'm so nervous." I whispered to Kendall. Me and Kendall had been sitting the doctors office for what seemed like hours, even though it had only been 15 minutes.

"Don't worry, the doctor will be in any minute." Kendall assured me.

As if on cue, the doctor walked through the door.

"Your test results came back, Mr. Diamond."

"And?" I said.

"You are indeed pregnant. Two months to be exact." He said. "Any questions?"

"Um... Yeah!" I said.

"What would you like to know?" He asked like this happened all the time.

"For one thing, how is even possible! I'm a guy!" I said.

"Well you have a rare condition called Telodathis syndrome, meaning that on very rare occasions, you could get pregnant. It's extremely rare, only about five in a million men have it." He explained, "Anything else?"

"Yeah, um how is this baby gonna, you know, come out?" Kendall asked, taking the words right out of my mouth.

"He'll have to have a c-section." The doctor said, "Other than that, the pregnancy will be like any other."

"Thank you." I said before walking out of the doctor's office and heading to the car, not even bothering to wait for Kendall.

"Hey wait up!" I heard Kendall call from behind me, I stopped and turned around to see him running towards me. "What's wrong?" He asked.

"What's wrong? I'm pregnant!" I screamed.

"James, there's nothing wrong with you being pregnant." Kendall said, putting his hands on my shoulders.

"There is to me!" I said, "How are we gonna tell Logan and Carlos? What about Katie and Mrs. Knight? We can't just keep it a secret from them! They'll find out sooner or later!"

"That's not a big deal James, they'll understand." Kendall said.

"Even if they do, the fact of the matter is that I'm a guy and I'm pregnant! Guys aren't supposed to be pregnant, girls are! I'm not a girl!" I said.

"I know that, nobody thinks you're a girl James!" Kendall responded.

"I'm well aware of that, I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm pregnant and in about seven months I'm gonna have a baby, I don't even think I'm ready for that!" I stated.

"Oh, James, don't worry." Kendall said, pulling me into a hug, "We'll get through this, no matter what."

"Promise you won't leave me?" I asked Kendall.

"Promise." Kendall said, pulling me into a kiss.