Meta Knight OneShots #1 - Meta Knight & The Cold Caller.
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Bros, or anything related to it.
Meta Knight, Lucario and Kirby were sitting in the Smash Bros Mansion's gaming room. Seeing as it was empty, Meta Knight and Lucario had decided to play a game of Chess. Kirby was just inhaling air and then bouncing/flying around, trying not to be annoying but really just wanting Company. Meta Knight and Lucario knew this, and just let Kirby stay.
''Hello, Sir Meta Knight, I am Paul, and I am calling about your boilers –'' started Paul.
''Boilers?'' asked Meta Knight, confused. Lucario frowned. Kirby, however, was floating around happily.
''Yes, now, I am representing Biolers4U, and we can-'' Paul began.
''We don't even have 1 Boiler, let alone multiple Boilers'' said Meta Knight.
''No, our records clearly show you have a Boiler, do you want an extended warranty?'' asked Paul.
''No, actually, I am more worried about how you have my number, and name'' said Meta Knight coldly.
Lucario got up, and walked toward Meta Knight. Even Kirby noticed the coldness in Meta Knight's voice, and stopped bouncing around.
''Look do you want this extended warranty?'' asked Paul.
''We don't have a boiler'' said Meta Knight. ''Now, hang up, I can't be bothered''.
''No, I want to sell you this warranty'' said Paul.
''Goodbye'' said Meta Knight, and put down the phone. Flying back to the Chess Board, he moved his Knight and Took Lucario's Pawn. Before Lucario could make his move, he was interrupted by the Phone.
''If this is that man, again, I swear to God'' muttered Meta Knight, getting up and picking up the Phone.
''Hello Sir Meta Knight, it's me Paul. I'm Back'' laughed Paul.
''SHUT UP'' screamed Meta Knight down the phone.
Before he could move, the phone rang. Meta Knight lost his temper. Without even checking who was calling, he bellowed ''SHUT UP!'' down the phone, and sat down.
''Meta Knight, calm down'' said Lucario calmly and carefully.
''Poyo'' agreed Kirby.
Meta Knight nodded, and sat down.
Five minutes later, Master Hand into the room. ''Meta Knight, why did you shout at me down the phone.
Blushing, although no one knew because of his mask, said sheepishly. ''Sorry, Cold Caller'' replied Meta Knight sheepishly.
''Oh, what about?'' asked Master Hand.
''Our so called Boiler, which we don't have'' said Meta Knight.
''We do have a boiler'' replied Master Hand.
''What?'' said Meta Knight, surprised.
''We have one to power the heating in the bedrooms'' said Master Hand.
''Oops'' said Meta Knight, looking down. Lucario was just shocked. Kirby, just said ''Poyo'' happily, and knocked over the Chess Board by accident.
Meta Knight and Lucario turned to Kirby. ''Poyo'' said Kirby sheepishly, and bounced away.
''Life hates me'' muttered Meta Knight under his breath…
A/N Hope you enjoyed my first OneShot. Look out for the next one Next Wednesday. .